According to financial experts by 2016 the amount of mobile games will take 80% of the whole game market and approximately 60% of PC games released next year will fail in sails. To level up with the ever changing reality we made the only right choice possible - we will refit the game to run on iOS, Anroid and popular Chinese Ondruid mobile platforms.
To make it happen we were left with no choice but to remake the whole graphic content of the game. Of course the storyline will be refitted accordingly. Our story begins inside an ancient Cubsis 500 personal computer (512 Kb RAM, 128 Kb VRAM, no Internet).
For centuries the local intelligent digital entities known as Cuboids have lived in peace and splendor, not knowing a thing about money, war and strife. So lasted before Two Sinful Floppy Disks were inserted by some malicious hand in the computer… The first Sinful Floppy Disk contained a folder labeled “18+” from which the Cuboids got aware of war, tanks, Lady Gaga, pornography, sins, nationalism and countries.
The Cuboids quickly degenerated and got tainted. They divided into two antogonistic sects of ProtoCubes (who believed only “pure” cuboids are worthy of living in Cubsis) and The Low Polygon Union (who were a bit less pop eyed, but yeah anyway…). They started creating 100-polygon tanks and destroyed each other just for fun. It all got even worse when the invisible hand inserted the Second Sinful Floppy Disk in the PC. That floppy contained malicious pieces of program code known as Overrated Legions. The Overrated Legions come from another operating system and are too heavy to fit in the RAM of Cubsis with the rest...
Fair enough. Everything is too expensive today. I'm thinking to sell my new PC and turn back to my old Win 95 and Pen 2 system. Hope it will run this new budjet version of Rogue Republic.
This is an April fools right..?
They want you to think that! But it's the future of gaming, and soon we will all submit to it!
I can see this game being the next epic in the field of mobile gaming...
... to the land of the boxes we march! And loot and pillage of course!
The poly count on the Overrated tank, is too damn high! No wonder they can't fit in that RAM with others if all their units look like that.
I bet their SW is some sort of Lagcannon. :o
Can habe 4 Windows fone b0ss?
Let's bring gaming lunchboxes to the masses !
Maybe the two floppy disks just brought vital new information to a source which was too primitive to understand it ...that should have saved them a bit of time ehh?or shouled they have better let it die instead hahaha
Well, the texture need a bit less work, you should not optimize the game and thus should not publish it. Also, you should not rest cause you have no life.