100 Rads Bar
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100 Rads Bar, where any STALKER can join in on the conversation and post his or her stories about the venture into the zone! STALKER content only!
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This Mission failed...I went there to search for possible loot, prepared for everything...but I found nothing but corpses - and a bloodsucka in the woods. Hm, this time I managed to kill him, he didn't even touched me - thanks to the new MP5 I got. Works like a beast, but I found nothing to loot except a damaged black box. The Major seemed to have searched everything carefully.
The chopper there awaits me! I'll use it to blast my way into CNPP.
Unfortunately it is broken...but...maybe the guns still work? Wow, let's go there and test it!
Broken or not...I can still find shelter there if chased by bloodsuckers...then BAM they eat bullets. That if the guns work....
Now this would make a great summer calendar!
Wouldn't you think though with these crashed copters that a group of Stalkers would remove the Gatling gun from the front of them, I'm not a technician on Helicopters but that would make for a monster camp defense system.
Exactly... but I wouldn't want to see a bandit camp surrounded by turrets...
Nah, the bandits are too dumb for this. Alright, let's form a team to go there, and let's bring a technician.
Yeah, too true... Let's get the gun for ourselves! I wonder if the Barkeep knows how to detach that thing..
Hadn't thought about that :/
ouch, that would make for a nasty surprise!
Yea, we have this watchtower on the way to the Army Warehouses...how about mounting a gatling gun there? I mean, when the mutants finally break through the barrier, we need a defense!
Yeah...we'd be like... "YOU...SHALL NOT....PASS!".
whrmmmm...RATATATATATATATA and so on. But it would make us one step closer to the fortification we want to make the bar to!
Yeah, the bar must be defended otherwise the vodka shall be lost.... And that's no good!
The Bar inhabitants - Fighting until the last drop of vodka!
Oh I actually remember a time when I literally was overrun by zombies and I was stuck above a car... So I drank all my vodkas - and I tell ya, there were many.. - then went all rambo on them while having that blurry vision... So yeah...NOBODY shall take our vodka!
Heeeey you dumb *****...wanna get some of this...?...*shakes* *showers vodka about the zombies*
Ha, how do you like me now?...o **** - that was dumb, right?...ok, lets see what this old AK can make against you guys...
Oh yeah... Pour some vodka over them then set them on fire! Great way to get rid of zombies...uhh, right? Or will they still live and fake death over and over again...
Watch out, they get smarter! As well as humans get dumber while drinking alc, zombies get smarter. OK, you found it out, call it the Atroxyph - effect.
Oooh! Sakharov should hire me! But wait...if every effect upon humans is totally the other way around in the zombie case...then if humans get taller and stuff, then the zombies would get smaller, and eventually they'll raid the bar, although they will move a LOT slower than rodents..... Might take months for them to reach the Bar...
Ghmp. I guess both of us are a bit drunk. Rodent Zombies! Man :D
Oh...well, the Barkeep gave some free vodkas away and stuff yeah so...that's something you can never refuse! But yeah...also, I'd like to see mini-pseudogiants...but I guess their name would be like..pseudomidgets... Guess they'd be able to smash a bottle of vodka left aimlessly around the Zone. If they'd exist, they must be exterminated!
Hmm to bad that it failed I would like to see the battle in CNPP Spetsnaz vs Monolith ahhh anyways if the operation would succeed then what would we do in Call of Pripyat :D
Hmm....it'd be World War III in CNPP...oh wait, no...let me rephrase - Zone War III.
Wasn't there already War In The Zone (WITZ...sounds funny, because that means 'joke' if translated to german)? Duty and freedom in the big battle for the garbage in 2011?
True...but helicopter wars would be so much more fun... especially when I'd see a Monolith getting blown to bits in the sky.
Monoliths and Helicopters...OMG. The would just be like "Kamikaze" and crash into the other heli's. Like crazy Japanese soldiers did in WW2...somehow there are similarities.
I guess we could say *puts sunglasses on* the Monolithians are 'stoned'
YEAAAAA
Seriously...I'm laughing so much when imagining Monoliths trying to use a chopper... When that happens, their brain won't be the only thing that will be boiled...
Dafuq is this...dafuq is that? OH GREAT MONOLITH; GIVE US THE POWER TO UNDERSTAND THIS PIECE OF SH*T!
Crash, boom, bang...flying monoliths would be just like flying spiders. OMG.
Yeah...if a Stalker at the Wish Granter would've wished to see Monoliths using choppers....he would've gotten himself buried in chunks of meat...
True, the Wish Granter is a bitch. It turns your wishes into ironic reality..."I don't want to live on this planet anymore" - Boom you're on mars.
Yeah...or if a Stalker wishes to not see the Barkeep ever again because of a debt or something, then BAM...Wish Granter blinds you, and then...Barkeep gets you.....
The horror! This is even worse...or, wait: I want to have the best weapon in the world! Boom, your ***** grows about 2 meters.
Not cool.....bloodsuckers would get a TOTALLY new name... They just need to change the "blood"... And you'd get hunted by them for the rest of your life...
Actually you would die if you get an erection after that wish then. Too much blood loss. Sadly, this won't happen all too often in the zone...
Yeah...unless bandits just start to go there and wish for the best weapon in the Zone...then bam...you'd get to see atrocities in the Zone once again...
You guys are awfully chatty today :)
More like awfully drunk. Hell, I should stop getting online on MODDB while being drunk lawl...
Oh well...you gotta do something after enjoying a few bottles of vodka....