Zeran's Folly will be available October 6, 2017 on Steam!

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Lone is a warrior on a quest to restore his memory. When tragedy starts to follow him like a tail, he wonders if maybe his past is best left buried.

Zeran's Folly is a story-driven action-adventure with fluid melee combat, four unique playable characters, and a twisted sense of humor. Even with murderers and thieves as your best allies, the caustic landscape from the fiery pits of Dorfhole to the darkest depths of Pukamake Grotto will rip you apart if you're not at your best.

Features and stuff:
Four characters! Four of 'em!
Each of the four playable characters has their own move set and special upgrades to make them shine even brighter. Lone is an axe-wielding berserker, rushing into battle and fighting face-to-face. Lydia is a resourceful mage, taking out enemies from afar with her mana bombs. Lisa is a heavy knight with a huge spear, eager to make char siu out of anything that gets in her way. Last but not least, Abby is the mischievous rogue, fast as lightning and twice as deadly. Figuratively speaking, anyway.

Fluid combat!
Get into the groove of things by doing a deadly dance of blades with your enemies. Each character has moves that affect their flow for fast yet tight control. Use the environment to your advantage to secure kills in dazzling and strategic ways.

A huge interconnected world to explore with secrets galore!

There are six daunting dungeons to delve into and a vibrant world to explore, all packed with hidden goodies.

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I've been reading things lately about how indie devs shouldn't expect to make money if they don't set out to make money. Don't expect to make money off a passion project--follow market trends, do market research, and basically reduce making your game to spreadsheets and following a checklist. While soulless, it is true. If you make games to exploit the market, they will sell. How else would you explain the inexplicable countless clones and popular shovelware?

I'm making Zeran's Folly as a passion project. full stop. There wasn't a single decision I made with the rationale of "this would sell better". As a result, the game is weird and doesn't have a lot of widespread appeal. I have no pretensions about it ever becoming successful or even popular, even if it did have a following or marketing.

Anyway, reading those articles led me to a neat thought experiment: how would I do things differently if I were making Zeran's Folly as a business instead of as a passion project?

Reduce it to an ESRB "E" Rating

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No cursing, no naked titties, no baboon willies, no gnolls using fairies as masturbation sleeves, no giant green ladies with fang-filled monster vaginas, no suggestive content, no references to suicide, no murders, hell, probably even no blood. Because it's mostly a cute, cartoony game, having an M rating is basically suicide and ratchets it up to extremely niche.

Have a happy romantic subplot

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People love their romance and love subplots are shoehorned into almost everything. Throughout the game, Abby makes it clear she wants some dark-gray dick and the girls talk about how romantic it would be if Lone would sweep her off her feet. Spoiler: he never does. Lone likes his friends and adventuring, but that's about it. Abby's love is unrequited and she's basically friend-zoned. If this were a profit-driven game, you can bet your ass they'd be getting married at the end of the game with Lone down on one knee. Which brings me to the next point:

Make Lone a pussy

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A common theme throughout games and hell, literature and human society as a whole, is men's subservience and deference to women under the guise of chivalry. Mario dies countless times to save the princess, Link spends almost every 3D game taking orders from a woman to save a woman. Dads on TV are always brainless idiots and the moms are the smart ones keeping everything together. To know Jesus, you must know Mary first, for she is the way to Jesus. Women and children first.

You get the idea. The point is not whether all these are good or bad, but rather that's what the popular view (gynocentrism) is.

Lone is a man that knows what he wants. Several times throughout the story, female characters try to get him to back down from what he's doing for some perceived danger or threat. However, they don't go so far as outright shaming him (the thing men are most susceptible to). Despite their input, Lone knows what he wants, so he does what he wants. Whether it leads to bad or good is irrelevant. Lone always keeps his sense of agency.

There's a pivotal moment toward the end of the game where Lone has to make a choice. Everything points to his choice being a bad idea, and Abby pleads with him to reconsider. If Lone were a pussy, he would acquiesce and give up, ultimately making the wrong choice. But, Lone does what he wants, so he continues on. It's not about what Abby wants, it's about what Lone wants.

Since everyone likes watching men get their balls busted by women for some reason (whether through sadism or knowing that feel), a good marketable game would have Lone as a willing punching bag for the obviously-superior vagina-bearers.

Include In-App Purchases

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For all the bitching people do, game companies wouldn't do it if it didn't work amazingly well. Don't wanna grind for gelder? Spend $3 and get 20,000g! Buy this exclusive outfit for $5! You better believe there are countless assholes out there that would pay for that shit.

Get rid of the rock

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Zeran's Folly has a weird soundtrack that's heavily inspired by rock and metal. It's not so much that it's weird, it's just unexpected. It's a cartoony medieval fantasy game, so obviously it should have a lot more classical orchestra stuff like strings, woodwinds, and brass. There's a little bit of that in there at the beginning, but it's a minority. Besides, a lot of people don't like metal or even hard rock much, even without the screaming. A good game would have music that matches expectations.

Hire Professionals

alfons


This is a no-brainer. A good game would have a professional artist, writer, editor, composer, musician, designer, etc. I am none of those things.

Have Crafting and/or Zombies

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Everyone else is doing it, so. Zombie himself doesn't count.

That's about all I can think of for now. Man this game is gonna bomb hard.

Steam, Release Date, Other Things

Steam, Release Date, Other Things

News

Zeran's Folly will be on Steam for Windows PC (and maybe other things) this Fall.

Steam Greenlight, Pickers, and More

Steam Greenlight, Pickers, and More

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Zeran's Folly is now on Greenlight and some other stuff happened too.

Progress and Timeline Update

Progress and Timeline Update

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Dungeon talk, development schedule, release content and expansion plans, and Greenlight.

New Dungeon: Pukamake Grotto

New Dungeon: Pukamake Grotto

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An overview of Pukamake Grotto and development stuff.

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Pre-Alpha: ANATHEA

Pre-Alpha: ANATHEA

Demo

Contains the first section of the game, two dungeons, and a sidequest area. Windows only. Requires a video card with at least 2GB memory.

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Richyyy:D
Richyyy:D

Oops! Forgot to log in. Yea, can't wait to try it out. :p

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Guest
Guest

The game reminds me of Brave Dwarves! I will try it out then. :3

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Guest

what about millie megavolte? would you do it a properly endin'? :(

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Myroid Creator
Myroid

If you're talking about Millie 6: no, sorry. If it's any consolation, Millie and Lance appear as side characters in Zeran's Folly and you can talk to them. They say some things about what they've done and what they're up to now.

Later, after doing a sidequest where you play through the Millie 7 levels, you can recruit Anne as an optional playable character.

I've thought about porting Millie 6 using the new engine before. However, less than 100 people ever got to Algor Fortress so I'm not sure it would be worth all the time it would take.

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Indie.Gets.Reviewed
Indie.Gets.Reviewed

Hi, Zeran's Folly was reviewed: Indie-gets-reviewed.com

Cheers

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Myroid Creator
Myroid

Thanks for the review! I'll keep your critiques in mind.

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metalizer101
metalizer101

any plans for online co op?

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Myroid Creator
Myroid

Not currently, but I'll see what I can do.

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FingerSpoons
FingerSpoons

This is like all the platformers I played growing up in one ball of awesomeness.

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Cpl. William
Cpl. William

Oh, come on! I need this.

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11hours ago

I just don't know why press won't respond! Maybe I should use a different shade of red... T.co

18hours ago

Should buy stock in keyboard companies. People are gonna need new ones when they fall asleep and break it in half with their face.

18hours ago

Maybe that should be a bullet point on the steam page. "Effective as a sleep aid for those restless nights!"

18hours ago

That's what I don't get. People post snake clones and get grief. I post anything, crickets, every time. It must be exceptionally boring.

19hours ago

...assuming anyone throws it up anywhere, anyway. Perhaps I'm getting ahead of myself.

19hours ago

With release soon, a reminder that I don't care if you pirate the game. Just at least say something online even if you hate it. Silent here

19hours ago

Next game I'm making will be a normie game for normies. When I did that with a wow comic I immediately got on the front page.

23hours ago

Maybe it was a dumb idea to release during the gaming busy season. Oh well. Might drum up some more interest when it gets updated later

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