Postal² is a 2003 computer game by Running With Scissors (RWS). It is a sequel to the 1997 game Postal. Both are intentionally highly controversial due to high levels of violence and stereotyping. Unlike its predecessor, Postal² is a first-person shooter based on the Unreal Graphics Engine.

The player takes on the role of 'The Postal Dude' (all evidence given in-game indicates that the character's full legal name actually is "The Postal Dude, Jr.": his father's tombstone reads "T. Dude Sr."; characters constantly call him "Mr. The Dude" and a package for him is addressed to "Postal Dude"), a tall thin man with a goatee, sunglasses, a blue alien t-shirt, and a long black leather coat. The Postal Dude also wears a Happy Smiley pin on his right lapel and a cross pin on his left one. 'The Postal Dude' lives in a trailer park with his nagging wife (only identified in the credits as 'Postal Dude's Bitch') in the mining town of Paradise, Arizona.

The game levels are split into days of the week starting Monday and finishing Friday. At the beginning of each day, Dude is given several tasks to accomplish, such as 'Get milk', 'Confess sins', and other seemingly mundane tasks. The purpose of the game is to finish all of the tasks throughout the week, although the game encourages the player to play in any way he wishes, be it as civilly or as chaotically as possible. There are unique consequences to whichever path is chosen.

Dude must put up with being flipped the bird, mugged, attacked by protesters, put upon by an obnoxious convenience store owner/terrorist and his patrons who cut before Dude in the "money-line", plus an annoying marching band, a murderous toy mascot named Krotchy, the police and SWAT team, the ATF and the National Guard, a religious cult, savage butchers, psycho Taliban terrorists, and Gary Coleman, among many other things.

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We now have active Postal 2 and Apocalypse forums on Desura / ModDB which will be monitored by Running With Scissors. We hope to use this as a hub for support and for people to bring attention to mods that we may add to the Desura client for download.

Drop by and talk about the game, and offer any help and support you can. In particular any experiences you have had with the Linux build, and workarounds you may have used to solve problems on your setup.

Postal 2 released on Desura!

Postal 2 released on Desura!

3 years ago News 12 comments Report

Live a week in the life of "The Postal Dude"; a hapless everyman just trying to check some chores off his list.

First progress!

First progress!

6 years ago Postal 2-Time for Punishment 4 comments Report

We made some first progress in the mod! More Info in the Content field.

Have a nice day : new screenshots !

Have a nice day : new screenshots !

7 years ago Have A Nice Day 6 comments Report

After a little break to share time with his family, Morpheus, the mod leader, is finally back on track. To celebrate this event, here are brand new screenshots...

Postal: Movie

Postal: Movie

7 years ago News 3 comments Report

Finally it is here, if you live in Germany you can get it on DVD.

Live a week in the life of "The Postal Dude"; a hapless everyman just trying to check off some chores. Buying milk, returning an overdue library book, getting Gary Coleman's autograph, what could possibly go wrong? Blast, chop and piss your way through...
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Project Marica v4.1.0

Project Marica v4.1.0

2 weeks ago ProjectMarica Full Version 0 comments

2015 Actual version for all versions of Postal 2, Multiplayer integration fully updated! See readme.txt for more details.

Day of Death 2 - Full English Translation

Day of Death 2 - Full English Translation

4 months ago Day of Death 2 Patch 0 comments

Release of full english translation. All text was translate to english.

Day of Death 2 - Full Edition

Day of Death 2 - Full Edition

4 months ago Day of Death 2 Full Version 4 comments

Full edition of Day of Death 2. Contains all patches and fixes.

PaintballMod (Beta)

PaintballMod (Beta)

8 months ago Postal 2: PaintballMod (Beta) Demo 0 comments

Paintball Mod for Postal 2 STP or higher. We get map for testing, 2 multiplayer maps, and 4 other markers with one balls color only for MP.

Postal 2 DOD - Director's Cut

Postal 2 DOD - Director's Cut

9 months ago Postal 2 Day of Death Full Version 1 comment

Full release of modification. Installation: Extract archive to your Postal2STP main directory.

Project Marica v3 patch

Project Marica v3 patch

1 year ago ProjectMarica Patch 0 comments

This patch fixes problems: - Level travel bug - Tank's firing system and scrolling view distance bugs - Little bugs

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SamirLP Jan 16 2014 says:

they shoukl make a demo

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hamishwilson Jan 18 2014 replied:

There are ones available for older versions of the game, if you would care to look for them.

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SamirLP Jan 16 2014 says:

i have no money and the game is ******* awsome!=(

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Rex2001 Oct 22 2013 says:

This game is AWESOME !
I saw Smosh played it !
I had no money to buy it at this website
And My Country (Malaysia) Banned The Game
BOO HOO ........

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GordonFreemanMIT Mar 25 2014 replied:

Get it on steam...

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Dan50 Dec 2 2013 replied:

If You want I can send u the game via email.

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Rex2001 Dec 25 2013 replied:

Can You ?

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revoldemort Nov 29 2013 buried:


Here my free download tutorial: and if you don't want to torrent it, buy it from

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StiviXHD Oct 10 2013 says:

I need a Postal 3 free English version. :(

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hamishwilson Oct 13 2013 replied:

Define "need".

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hamishwilson Sep 3 2013 says:

New free Postal 2 DLC in the works:

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hamishwilson Sep 17 2013 replied:

More information, and it looks good for Desura users:

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Toploader Sep 19 2013 replied:

Yeah, the updates will come to Desura.

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hamishwilson Dec 11 2013 replied:

Further updates on the DLC:

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Highest Rated (11 agree) 9/10

This game is offensive, politically incorrect, and continually prompts the player to lose their temper and kill innocent (but annoying) bystanders. It's raw and unashamed of the lengths that it will go to offend those who dare to play it. That being said, this game kicks so much ass. Even with some of the glitches it has it is still a solid shooter that dared to go where other games wouldn't dream. this classic game helped pave the way for the kind of moral depravity that we have all grown to love…

Jan 19 2012 by courtjester235

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