Live a week in the life of "The Postal Dude"; a hapless everyman just trying to check off some chores. Buying milk, returning an overdue library book, getting Gary Coleman's autograph, what could possibly go wrong? Blast, chop and piss your way through a freakshow of American caricatures in this darkly humorous first-person adventure. Meet Krotchy: the toy mascot gone bad, visit your Uncle Dave at his besieged religious cult compound and battle sewer-dwelling Taliban when you least expect them! Endure the sphincter-clenching challenge of cannibal rednecks, corrupt cops and berserker elephants. Accompanied by Champ, the Dude's semi-loyal pitbull, battle your way through open environments populated with amazingly unpredictable AI. Utilize an arsenal of weapons ranging from a humble shovel to a uniquely hilarious rocket launcher. Collect a pack of attack dogs! Use cats as silencers! Piss and pour gasoline on anything and everyone! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!

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Landon1121
Landon1121 Mar 11 2011, 7:14pm says:

lol

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WaLTaRRoN
WaLTaRRoN Jul 2 2011, 9:47pm says:

Quite politely...

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ThatMercenarySnake
ThatMercenarySnake Feb 19 2012, 7:41am says:

you...bitch

i will shovel you

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B8racer
B8racer Apr 11 2012, 5:53pm says:

what a bitch sorry you hate you job you little ****

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xXJiGsAw45Xx
xXJiGsAw45Xx Jul 7 2012, 11:33am says:

There he was, enjoying his 2nd Amendment rights, and those people have to freak out on him....

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Sweetiepie
Sweetiepie Jul 20 2012, 9:28pm says:

..Hate when ever they take out their guns lolz

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thegreatman135
thegreatman135 Jul 25 2012, 1:33am says:

youse the f****** next teller

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