One silent and dark night Ava is driving through the country side just minding her own business. When all of a sudden a meteor shower begins bombarding the surrounding country side, striking here car. After the accident she is struck with new and terrible power. To grow into a Colossal Mutant! Her mind now corrupted by this power, she grows to an enormous size in order to assert her dominance over this world.
Baby ducks being slaughtered. Uh. sqrt(abs(x)/x). UHHHHHHH. Hm. Children being raped while their mothers watch. IDK MAN. Yes. Many much. Wat. That just sounds like a half-assed porn. Come on now. One time a pinecone climbed up my urethra during anal sex with gojira and a silver back ape. BITCH. THERE IS A SURPLUS OF MATH ON MY SCREEN.