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Lets take a light-hearted look at one theory on why nude mods exist.

Posted by Henley on Jun 15th, 2009

So I have this theory, that if enough players play a game for a large amount of time that at some point one of those players will create a mod to see the said game heroines stark naked. The more you think about it, the more you will see that it is in fact truth. To help prove my point I would like to talk about a mod that was recently released for Left 4 Dead in which the character known as Zoey has now got a very detailed model replacement, jumblie physics and all. If anything, the existence of this mod only proves my above theory. To demonstrate this fact I have created a graph to prove the existence of said nude mods.

*** Note: Graph may be fabricated.

As you can see from this very poorly made graph that with enough time any game who reaches the desired player mark (visible by the blue line) will eventually get nude models. It has been a popular trend for games like Half-Life 2, The Sims and The Elders Scrolls series, so I believe that this theory will work for any game.

zaigo wrote:This replacement model might lack some facial animations, but let's face it, facial animations are the last thing you'll be staring at. You will also notice that her "lovelies" bounce when she runs or walks and Francis, Louis and Bill can't stop staring. Now get your tissues out, lock the door, download the mod and enjoy, you pervert.

If you have yet to guess that this post is far from fact shame on you, it's more of a personal belief that I'm sure some of you agree with. Nude mods do exist, if you are a developer and a nude mod pops up for your game don't take it as an insult, but use it rather to confirm the success of your game as well all know your mountains of cash from sales does not prove anything at all.

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SupaNinjaMan
SupaNinjaMan Jun 16 2009, 3:08am says:

You got some game time with naked Zoey, huh Henley?
jk

it was only a matter of time. . .

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macemaster11
macemaster11 Jul 1 2009, 8:59pm replied:

rule 34...

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SUIVI_K1D
SUIVI_K1D Jul 18 2009, 3:33pm replied:

I just needed my 3rd page comment up on this page for everyone to see:
My god, that is scary, videogames turned into virus free porn? What the hell has this perverted world come to? I mean, JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE! Keep this **** to yourselves! And as a response to havepie's comment, I'm a kid in school and all I hear out of some of my peers is **** about 'your mom' and 'screw you!' and those people are pervs, major pervs. I guess they're ***** all day, because there is only one thing on their minds: 8==>~

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]BlackPhoenix[
]BlackPhoenix[ Jul 18 2009, 8:42pm replied:

Excuse me , im goig , it looks that i have today a hot DATE , BB ;)

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AJ_Quick
AJ_Quick Jun 16 2009, 3:09am says:

So when's the nudebill mod with floppy...ciggarette coming out?

Myself and francis are definitely looking forward to that one.

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DJZ4K
DJZ4K Jul 8 2009, 11:51pm replied:

WOW

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crimson_omen
crimson_omen Jun 16 2009, 3:11am says:

awesome graph.

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Damaera
Damaera Jun 16 2009, 3:52am says:

I was expecting a nude Louis. He's kinda cute.

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Mr.QBlack
Mr.QBlack Jun 16 2009, 2:14pm replied:

XDD

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]BlackPhoenix[
]BlackPhoenix[ Aug 10 2009, 3:57pm replied:

Believe me , you would not like to see him atlast in his pyjama.

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AlCool
AlCool Jun 16 2009, 4:20am says:

Why not make a nude model spot every time one comes out instead of the markets current overrated game? ;D

If anything I would expect all the models to be done nude instead of just one, then we'd have some kind of Left4Nudists or some **** like that.

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Twiggy.
Twiggy. Jun 16 2009, 2:52pm replied:

haha. i would totally play Left4Nudists.
XD

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Megacherv
Megacherv Jun 20 2009, 6:57pm replied:

Imagine if they did that with EVERY game...Naked Tournament 3, Grand Theft Starkers 4...erm...I can't think of anything else...

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macemaster11
macemaster11 Jul 1 2009, 8:56pm replied:

Uh ahem "Call of Nudey 6" *cough* *cough*

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DJZ4K
DJZ4K Jul 8 2009, 11:53pm replied:

OMGROFL Guitar hero 69 Naked Brothers Band Edition xD, Nude Life Episode 3, Nudeworld Cataclysm (homeworld referance since no ones heard of taht game ), yeh im done

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Undying_Zombie
Undying_Zombie Jul 1 2009, 6:21pm replied:

Just imagine.. a nude boomer! *cringes* Well you did ask for all models to be nude...

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Hendrix
Hendrix Jun 16 2009, 4:21am buried:

(buried)

I commend your graph making skills, but it raises a couple of points... firstly Henley, you have way to much time on your hands. Secondly, why on gods green earth are people turned on (in the sexual way) by a group of poly's and pixels? is there something that twisted in your mind! go and find some proper live human p*rn on the internet.

I remember when i was younger my dad using ms paint to redraw a screenshot he'd taken from the first tomb raider game, and then showing me how he was doing it... far from being excited or thrilled by this, I was slightly sickended and wondered -not for the first time- why my mother married him.

Lets keep our eyes peeled for the first nude RTS lol!

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VagabondPraetor
VagabondPraetor Jun 16 2009, 5:13am replied:

Oh, you don't know alot of people.

Name anything and you will find someone who gets aroused by it.

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Hendrix
Hendrix Jun 16 2009, 5:29am replied:

true, there are some peculiar people out there.

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purplehaze412
purplehaze412 Jun 16 2009, 10:39am replied:

Cookies make me aroused.
Yeah, That's my cookie side
Enough of that.
Now i wanna cookie..

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danw13335
danw13335 Jun 19 2009, 9:58pm replied:

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me!
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me!
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me!
Oh, cookie cookie cookies starts with C!

If you don't know, perhaps you'd like to meet another friend with an affection for cookies: Youtube.com

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AlCool
AlCool Jun 16 2009, 7:41am replied:

When its the representation of a real human being whats wrong with it? It's like looking at a swimsuit magazine and being sickened because its just paper. You have insecurities if your sickened by such a simple thing.

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raidenandsolid
raidenandsolid Jun 16 2009, 9:19pm replied:

Agreed, just like people freaking out about images on a screen. Whether it's hand-drawn/computer-animated or live-action, both are projected onto a screen and are not the real thing. I guess that means I should freak out about watching live-action porn because it's on a screen.

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zacish
zacish Jul 10 2009, 5:56pm replied:

Seeing as you put it that way Real life sight is just electrical signals in the brain Should we find that disgusting too? :P

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Basha
Basha Jun 16 2009, 8:04am replied:

hi

but it isnt just a a group of pixels and polygons, like ur not just arms and legs but the shape it makes.

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ZedoMann
ZedoMann Jun 16 2009, 3:29pm replied:

More interactive...

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CptKaboose
CptKaboose Jun 17 2009, 7:03pm replied:

Im kinda like that... Zoey is kinda hot in a way

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DJZ4K
DJZ4K Jul 8 2009, 11:55pm replied:

I WOULD LOVE A NUDE RTS xP and also animated pr0n isnt bad...is it?

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Afnopo
Afnopo Jun 16 2009, 4:34am says:

Nude mod for the fat black guy in Left 4 Dead 2.

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c3lhas
c3lhas Jun 16 2009, 8:47am replied:

Hell no lol. Treat it like an infected.

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ZedoMann
ZedoMann Jun 16 2009, 3:30pm replied:

BOOMER!!

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SanityPig
SanityPig Jun 16 2009, 4:36am says:

I'm sure that can't help your gameplay though. ;)

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gpm
gpm Jun 16 2009, 9:03am replied:

You will not be able to play wit this mod in your computer. XD

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c3lhas
c3lhas Jun 16 2009, 5:24am says:

If it's good nude, why not?

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INtense!
INtense! Jun 16 2009, 5:25am says:

so.... does this mean the witch is next? I'm not sure where I stand with content like this. On one hand I commend the creativity (even if i'm not a user or a fan) but I worry that the media will portray this in a bad way ala "hot coffee" and cause game makers pain as they are forced to tighten up the usage of their SDK. And thus hurt modding.

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Henley
Henley Jun 16 2009, 6:05am replied:

Hot coffee happened because the content was in the game disc, mods just enabled it.

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leilei
leilei Jun 16 2009, 6:48am replied:

ESRB are known to slack a lot though. There's no known controversy over the profanity hidden in Atomic Bomberman (E) or the mf'ers sprinkled in unused files shipped with Interstate '82 (T)

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Wilhelm_III
Wilhelm_III Jun 16 2009, 12:17pm replied:

The problem comes from the possibility of the media (news) getting a hold of this, which would be very bad for modding. It would put pressure on game companies to regulate the mod scene and might result in a system where all mods have to be submitted to and approved by the game developer, which would slow things way down and be very, very bad.

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NGS616
NGS616 Jun 16 2009, 12:21pm replied:

I don't think that will happen. If it does all mod communities would degenerate.

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AJ_Quick
AJ_Quick Jun 16 2009, 6:14am replied:

i can't see whats' "bad" about it. tons of mainstream games these days are portraying intricately detailed intestines, exit wounds, and arterial splatter on walls.

I'm not sure who's wacked out decision it was to have a double standard when it comes to sexual content, but obviously it's done nothing but fuel the mod community.

more power to them!

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purplehaze412
purplehaze412 Jun 16 2009, 10:43am replied:

I might be willing to say that the witch might make sense, Especially beacuse she is crying, I protray the witch as a ****** of rape victim of the hunter. EIther way, I don't belive this will hurt the game's image or anything for that matter, If you have the mod, No one elese can see it, so your 12 year old can still play and never know that a grown man is looking at a nude Zoey.

I can understand whilst parnets and the like are not big fans of it, But it only affects you If you have it.

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leilei
leilei Jun 16 2009, 6:38am says:

Nude mods have existed since Quake - Doom only had porn wall mods.
Some are even disturbing 'crucified zombie' replacements... and not just the sphere-implant post-op women either. There's even a mod where you could... with a new impulse.

Diggulation may cause some turmoil these days though. There was no digg in 1996, therefore said mods faded into the obscurity that is the x-rated folder on idgames2/. Which was mirrored in many countries including JAPAN, which had lots of porn laws, FYI.

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J3ph_42
J3ph_42 Jun 16 2009, 7:24am says:

You'd think people who can do 3D modeling and skinning would know how to find porn on the internet, which would better serve the purpose of seeing breasts on your monitor, and be less creepy.

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AJ_Quick
AJ_Quick Jun 16 2009, 7:33am replied:

tried the fallout 3 nude mods?

You can blow off the arms legs and head, and create a mangled fuckpuppet.
couple the female nudemod with the male nudemod, and the deranged permutations are almost endless.

Torso orgy!!!!!

i'm gonna email jackthompson some of the groovy screenshots i've made.

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Henley
Henley Jun 16 2009, 7:49am replied:

Some artists strive to create realistic female bodies, just take a look at the CGS website to understand that nudity can be anything but porn. Sure in this case the guy who made it sounds perverted but some rather have it in a game to make it complete rather then censored. Most of us adults have watched a movie with a sex scene and thought nothing of it, its the same deal with nudity in games.

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BunnyJen
BunnyJen Jun 16 2009, 8:38am replied:

Boys are so darn predictable. *rolls eyes*

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Sporkeh
Sporkeh Jun 16 2009, 9:14am replied:

Girls are so predictable in the fact that they will always say that guys are predictable.

My take on all of this is that there are just too many ***** nerds who are craving for something they cannot get (or pay for) IRL.

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BunnyJen
BunnyJen Jun 16 2009, 9:48am replied:

Lol very true.

Dave's right though, in this case it's perverted, but "just take a look at the CGS website to understand that nudity can be anything but porn." In fact most artists, myself included, spend a lot of time at life drawing classes perfecting drawing the human form. Nothing wrong with it in games imo, you just get tasteful and tasteless. :)

This is just harmless, granted tasteless, fun.

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purplehaze412
purplehaze412 Jun 16 2009, 10:48am replied:

It is nearly harmless to have this, It's personal preference, And most importantly it doesn't affect others (Unless you screaming over the mic that you have a Nude Mod) O_-

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J3ph_42
J3ph_42 Jun 16 2009, 4:57pm replied:

Disagree: If you can't even look at polygonal approximations of women without wanting to forcefully de-clothe them, harm is already done.

Also, saw a screenshot of this. Why did the skinner think that labia look like THAT?

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