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Lets take a light-hearted look at one theory on why nude mods exist.

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So I have this theory, that if enough players play a game for a large amount of time that at some point one of those players will create a mod to see the said game heroines stark naked. The more you think about it, the more you will see that it is in fact truth. To help prove my point I would like to talk about a mod that was recently released for Left 4 Dead in which the character known as Zoey has now got a very detailed model replacement, jumblie physics and all. If anything, the existence of this mod only proves my above theory. To demonstrate this fact I have created a graph to prove the existence of said nude mods.

*** Note: Graph may be fabricated.

As you can see from this very poorly made graph that with enough time any game who reaches the desired player mark (visible by the blue line) will eventually get nude models. It has been a popular trend for games like Half-Life 2, The Sims and The Elders Scrolls series, so I believe that this theory will work for any game.

zaigo wrote: This replacement model might lack some facial animations, but let's face it, facial animations are the last thing you'll be staring at. You will also notice that her "lovelies" bounce when she runs or walks and Francis, Louis and Bill can't stop staring. Now get your tissues out, lock the door, download the mod and enjoy, you pervert.


If you have yet to guess that this post is far from fact shame on you, it's more of a personal belief that I'm sure some of you agree with. Nude mods do exist, if you are a developer and a nude mod pops up for your game don't take it as an insult, but use it rather to confirm the success of your game as well all know your mountains of cash from sales does not prove anything at all.

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Sionfel
Sionfel

You got some game time with naked Zoey, huh Henley?
jk

it was only a matter of time. . .

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macemaster11
macemaster11

rule 34...

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SUIVI_K1D
SUIVI_K1D

I just needed my 3rd page comment up on this page for everyone to see:
My god, that is scary, videogames turned into virus free porn? What the hell has this perverted world come to? I mean, JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE! Keep this **** to yourselves! And as a response to havepie's comment, I'm a kid in school and all I hear out of some of my peers is **** about 'your mom' and 'screw you!' and those people are pervs, major pervs. I guess they're ***** all day, because there is only one thing on their minds: 8==>~

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Cyberpresident_CORE
Cyberpresident_CORE

Excuse me , im goig , it looks that i have today a hot DATE , BB ;)

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AJ_Quick

So when's the nudebill mod with floppy...ciggarette coming out?

Myself and francis are definitely looking forward to that one.

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DJZ4K
DJZ4K

WOW

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crimson_omen
crimson_omen

awesome graph.

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Damaera
Damaera

I was expecting a nude Louis. He's kinda cute.

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Mr.QBlack
Mr.QBlack

XDD

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Cyberpresident_CORE
Cyberpresident_CORE

Believe me , you would not like to see him atlast in his pyjama.

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AlCool
AlCool

Why not make a nude model spot every time one comes out instead of the markets current overrated game? ;D

If anything I would expect all the models to be done nude instead of just one, then we'd have some kind of Left4Nudists or some **** like that.

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Twiggy.
Twiggy.

haha. i would totally play Left4Nudists.
XD

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Megacherv
Megacherv

Imagine if they did that with EVERY game...Naked Tournament 3, Grand Theft Starkers 4...erm...I can't think of anything else...

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macemaster11
macemaster11

Uh ahem "Call of Nudey 6" *cough* *cough*

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DJZ4K
DJZ4K

OMGROFL Guitar hero 69 Naked Brothers Band Edition xD, Nude Life Episode 3, Nudeworld Cataclysm (homeworld referance since no ones heard of taht game ), yeh im done

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Undying_Zombie
Undying_Zombie

Just imagine.. a nude boomer! *cringes* Well you did ask for all models to be nude...

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Hendrix
Hendrix

(buried)

I commend your graph making skills, but it raises a couple of points... firstly Henley, you have way to much time on your hands. Secondly, why on gods green earth are people turned on (in the sexual way) by a group of poly's and pixels? is there something that twisted in your mind! go and find some proper live human p*rn on the internet.

I remember when i was younger my dad using ms paint to redraw a screenshot he'd taken from the first tomb raider game, and then showing me how he was doing it... far from being excited or thrilled by this, I was slightly sickended and wondered -not for the first time- why my mother married him.

Lets keep our eyes peeled for the first nude RTS lol!

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VagabondPraetor
VagabondPraetor

Oh, you don't know alot of people.

Name anything and you will find someone who gets aroused by it.

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Hendrix
Hendrix

true, there are some peculiar people out there.

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purplehaze412
purplehaze412

Cookies make me aroused.
Yeah, That's my cookie side
Enough of that.
Now i wanna cookie..

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danw13335
danw13335

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me!
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me!
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me!
Oh, cookie cookie cookies starts with C!

If you don't know, perhaps you'd like to meet another friend with an affection for cookies: Youtube.com

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AlCool
AlCool

When its the representation of a real human being whats wrong with it? It's like looking at a swimsuit magazine and being sickened because its just paper. You have insecurities if your sickened by such a simple thing.

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raidenandsolid
raidenandsolid

Agreed, just like people freaking out about images on a screen. Whether it's hand-drawn/computer-animated or live-action, both are projected onto a screen and are not the real thing. I guess that means I should freak out about watching live-action porn because it's on a screen.

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zacish
zacish

Seeing as you put it that way Real life sight is just electrical signals in the brain Should we find that disgusting too? :P

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Basha
Basha

hi

but it isnt just a a group of pixels and polygons, like ur not just arms and legs but the shape it makes.

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ZedoMann
ZedoMann

More interactive...

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CptKaboose
CptKaboose

Im kinda like that... Zoey is kinda hot in a way

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DJZ4K
DJZ4K

I WOULD LOVE A NUDE RTS xP and also animated pr0n isnt bad...is it?

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Afnopo
Afnopo

Nude mod for the fat black guy in Left 4 Dead 2.

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c3lhas
c3lhas

Hell no lol. Treat it like an infected.

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ZedoMann
ZedoMann

BOOMER!!

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SanityPig
SanityPig

I'm sure that can't help your gameplay though. ;)

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gpm
gpm

You will not be able to play wit this mod in your computer. XD

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c3lhas
c3lhas

If it's good nude, why not?

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INtense! Staff
INtense!

so.... does this mean the witch is next? I'm not sure where I stand with content like this. On one hand I commend the creativity (even if i'm not a user or a fan) but I worry that the media will portray this in a bad way ala "hot coffee" and cause game makers pain as they are forced to tighten up the usage of their SDK. And thus hurt modding.

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Henley Author
Henley

Hot coffee happened because the content was in the game disc, mods just enabled it.

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leilei
leilei

ESRB are known to slack a lot though. There's no known controversy over the profanity hidden in Atomic Bomberman (E) or the mf'ers sprinkled in unused files shipped with Interstate '82 (T)

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Wilhelm_III
Wilhelm_III

The problem comes from the possibility of the media (news) getting a hold of this, which would be very bad for modding. It would put pressure on game companies to regulate the mod scene and might result in a system where all mods have to be submitted to and approved by the game developer, which would slow things way down and be very, very bad.

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NGS616
NGS616

I don't think that will happen. If it does all mod communities would degenerate.

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AJ_Quick

i can't see whats' "bad" about it. tons of mainstream games these days are portraying intricately detailed intestines, exit wounds, and arterial splatter on walls.

I'm not sure who's wacked out decision it was to have a double standard when it comes to sexual content, but obviously it's done nothing but fuel the mod community.

more power to them!

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purplehaze412
purplehaze412

I might be willing to say that the witch might make sense, Especially beacuse she is crying, I protray the witch as a ****** of rape victim of the hunter. EIther way, I don't belive this will hurt the game's image or anything for that matter, If you have the mod, No one elese can see it, so your 12 year old can still play and never know that a grown man is looking at a nude Zoey.

I can understand whilst parnets and the like are not big fans of it, But it only affects you If you have it.

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leilei
leilei

Nude mods have existed since Quake - Doom only had porn wall mods.
Some are even disturbing 'crucified zombie' replacements... and not just the sphere-implant post-op women either. There's even a mod where you could... with a new impulse.

Diggulation may cause some turmoil these days though. There was no digg in 1996, therefore said mods faded into the obscurity that is the x-rated folder on idgames2/. Which was mirrored in many countries including JAPAN, which had lots of porn laws, FYI.

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J3ph_42
J3ph_42

You'd think people who can do 3D modeling and skinning would know how to find porn on the internet, which would better serve the purpose of seeing breasts on your monitor, and be less creepy.

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AJ_Quick

tried the fallout 3 nude mods?

You can blow off the arms legs and head, and create a mangled fuckpuppet.
couple the female nudemod with the male nudemod, and the deranged permutations are almost endless.

Torso orgy!!!!!

i'm gonna email jackthompson some of the groovy screenshots i've made.

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Henley Author
Henley

Some artists strive to create realistic female bodies, just take a look at the CGS website to understand that nudity can be anything but porn. Sure in this case the guy who made it sounds perverted but some rather have it in a game to make it complete rather then censored. Most of us adults have watched a movie with a sex scene and thought nothing of it, its the same deal with nudity in games.

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BunnyJen
BunnyJen

Boys are so darn predictable. *rolls eyes*

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Sporkeh
Sporkeh

Girls are so predictable in the fact that they will always say that guys are predictable.

My take on all of this is that there are just too many ***** nerds who are craving for something they cannot get (or pay for) IRL.

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BunnyJen
BunnyJen

Lol very true.

Dave's right though, in this case it's perverted, but "just take a look at the CGS website to understand that nudity can be anything but porn." In fact most artists, myself included, spend a lot of time at life drawing classes perfecting drawing the human form. Nothing wrong with it in games imo, you just get tasteful and tasteless. :)

This is just harmless, granted tasteless, fun.

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purplehaze412
purplehaze412

It is nearly harmless to have this, It's personal preference, And most importantly it doesn't affect others (Unless you screaming over the mic that you have a Nude Mod) O_-

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J3ph_42
J3ph_42

Disagree: If you can't even look at polygonal approximations of women without wanting to forcefully de-clothe them, harm is already done.

Also, saw a screenshot of this. Why did the skinner think that labia look like THAT?

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J3ph_42
J3ph_42

I too enjoy a good round of "Artful Nudes: the totally non-sexual video game with naked women covered in mud, blood and torn remains of their underwear"

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SUIVI_K1D
SUIVI_K1D

That's why the ESRB isn't rating online content for their games such as T-bagging, or nude mods. Which by the way, it isn't intended by the game makers but it happens anyway. It's like how god never intended war and crime, but it happens anyway, from stealing food for your family, to killing someone out of rage. It happens, some hate it some endorse it, I do not like the idea of corrupting the gaming/modding community with this crap, but hey, what happens online STAYS online, FOREVER! So watch what you do.

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