Counter-Strike: Global Offensive Beta Key Contest news

CS 1.6 isnt dead,
CSS is cool,
I need CSGO,
Or I will kill Gabe Newell.

Man, people are purposely downvoting the good ones so they get buried :/

Im here to win 1 csgo key!:)

I have no chance getting a key.
With a people who're lee.
Played counter strike ever since seven.
Thats all I have ever leven.
If I don't get the boy,
I don't get the buy.

I'd like a key to CS:GO
I'd use it wisely, cause I don't blow
I've played CS for years
Through the sweat and the tears
And I have lots of skills to bestow

I'll tell you a story about my Deagle and my AWP
One after the other, the enemies would drop
It was fun
Finishing 20 to 1
I just couldn't be stopped

Now if I were to get a key
By the great ModDB
I'd love you life
Till death from a knife
So I can relive my story

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
I thought I wouldn't have CS GO right there by my side,
But then Mod DB opened up its gates
and declared that there would a song debate!
So I began right away with my pen in hand
I started by writting to CT command.
Only to find out that I had been banned
Never to find out the terrorist's demand.

In the land of the lag,
it's easy to be called a ***,
Now that I'll play GO
I'll play it in low,
and hopefully live up to the frag.

Can
Someone
:
Give me
One of those keys?

Counter-Strike : Global Offensive , Man its been what 12 years?
Anyways I would love to get a chance to play.

Well, I've been playing cs since 1997.
I was an Argentinian top player on my country and I really want to test this game.
I Must have a key.
I Want to try it out again and turn on me in a new top player of Global Offensive

I'm sipping on a glass of Iced Tea.
Please, oh please, give me a key.

lots of effort was put into this poem

CT in gunfight

AWP greets his Kevlar head

Ragequit from server

(continued)
Neither the T's or CT's to use as my muse
It was now upon me to detonate a lyrical fuse.
Time was running out, 42 seconds on the clock.
No time to plan another route, I'll just have to use my glock.
In all these other writtings each has someting to bring
But for my key I'd go back and save Martin Luther King!
CS 1.6 and CS Source were great
but I know which key I want to find in my crate
Because you see, the CS GO key and me, well it ought to be my soulmate.

wa-oh, wa-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
CS:GOoooooooo
wa-oh, wa-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Thar she blows,

G-O
noob haxin up in bombsite a
G-O
I dont care because gaben makes me wet... ALL DAY!

...sorry all my poems are perverted

Sorry about the double post, but my lyrical piece was split up into 2 parts for some reason, anyways here it in its complete form.

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
I thought I wouldn't have CS GO right there by my side,
But then Mod DB opened up its gates
and declared that there would a song debate!

So I began right away with my pen in hand
I started by writting to CT command.
Only to find out that I had been banned
Never to find out the terrorist's demand.

Neither the T's or CT's to use as my muse
It was now upon me to detonate a lyrical fuse.
Time was running out, 42 seconds on the clock.
No time to plan another route, I'll just have to use my glock.

In all these other writtings each has someting to bring
But for my key I'd go back and save Martin Luther King!
CS 1.6 and CS Source were great
but I know which key I want to find in my crate
Because you see, the CS GO key and me, well it ought to be my soulmate.

Here it goes. In the tune of part of your world from the little mermaid, because if you are going to make a song about counter strike, its gotta be from a completely unfitting category.

I'm going T
Ak's for me
Planting and rushing and owning cts
De_Dust 2 going T, ready to own
everything

Look at this post
Its full of lols
Gimme the beta ill own all the trolls
Looking forward to the game
I will Deag, everything.

I'll throw Flashbangs and smoke bombs a plenty
I'll plant b bombs and a bombs galore
you want one Deags?
I'll get twenty.
and who cares?
I've got an AK
You've got an M4

I'm going b where the CT's are
I'm gonna rush- but first I'm flashing
Walking through tuns - I hope you've got the
bomb

Spraying and praying you wont get too far
Aim is required for getting Headshots
Hope that my spray won't get me-user has been
banned-

Oh will they walk and oh will they run
Oh will they swear cuz my team just won
I'm just a T, so just let me be, part of this test

And you know that I would, give Valve all of my money
But you know that we are, still in the best test
I'm glad that I ran, into this post
I hope that I will win a key now
CS:GO time, would be as fun
As I had planned

I'm ready to go don't you people know?
Report bugs and test new maps out
Rate of fire and brand new weapons?
Word.

When can I play
You know that I love, love to destroy noobs with All my guns
I need a key
Wish I could be
Part of the test

There once was a peacemaker named Bode
His hand were swift, defusing the code
But when he was flattered
By unwholesome chatter
He blew both the bomb and his load

I will tell you a story about a boy who had a dream. This young boy doesn't know to much about this world. He had a lot of failures and of course a lot of victories.
One day he met very nice girl, love at first sight. They were really good pair, his dream seemed to be completed ,but he discovered that his girlfriend is cheating him.
His dream was complete destroyed. When he was thinking about this, he couldn't stop crying. Yea, this boy is me. When i saw this contest, i felt hope. Hope for key,this key which let me stop from crying and will let me have fun.

Buddy u r hax have gewd aimbot
Playin in the basement gonna have a big lan some day
Got chip dip on yo face
Big mistake
Now you gotta get off your ******.

Ode to a Grecian Bombsite:

Who are these rushing to the bombsite?
To lower tunnels, O insane terrorist,
Lead'st thou with flashbangs thrown with might,
And weapons out, screaming, totally ******?
What a poor little target, hidden on dust2
Forgot to smoke mid, thou know you come
On Skype, they call out you, the few,
And, despair! They rotate! So brave!
Footsteps; Thou cannot ne’er turn back
Thou should’ve chosen to save!
O those boxes! Y’all flashed each other!
AWP in the back of site; one shot,
With a single crack, a miss, but he has another
A collateral! Two fall in the same plot!
In spectate: They cry foul!
Only one left, but he can’t clutch
The dead ask: Did they stack the site?
A CT yells across advice, but not too much
"Thou got aced, I aced thou" – get trowned!
Thou totally got clobbered by my might!

This is the worst negative-karma-fest in the history of ModDB! I went through all pages to give everyone a +1 to their Karma. It seems we have a few trolls on hear willing to waste their time just to down vote everyone, except themselves. Anyways, Great work so far people! +1 for effort.

-Zal

I require a key
for I can no longer frag CT's
since I took a one-deag to the knee.

I'm a tem player and .... I'M BEAASSSSST !

roses are red violets are blue im still waiting for counter strike 2

i am not funny but i want a key =(

In a unrelenting addiction
a gamer finds himself excited
he knew it must be fiction
but he was soon delighted

He was longing to play Cs:Go
but the days when by slow
when steam told him "No"
steam was now his foe

Hope was beginning to wane
he wanted to yell "boom headshot!"
but the gamer was in pain
his insides began to rot

Then this glorious opputunity arose
and he had to do everything possible
in order to avoid varicose
and spare all those responsible

After this unpleasent excursion
the equivalent of being dragged by a horse
the gamer upgraded his version
of counter strike source

im not very good at ryming or spelling but can i have a key please ill pay in bacon strips?

I have been supporting valve since the day i was born.
Half-life was the first game i ever played, then Counter-Srike came.
A mod that brought me a full new level of amusement.
In that year i was sure i wanted to be part of Valve Family.
Developing games, innovating and make history like they did.
And when a boy ask me for be a beta tester i won't say no.
So here i am on moddb asking for a chance to be atleast one game beta tester.
Ps: CS I S2 love you!
Pss:Don't karma rape me
Or Chuck Norris will get you!

My name is Mitch
I'm a weak begging bitch
I play the Tribes Ascend Beta and Super Monday night Combat
So why not continue my quest of beta testing trying my chance at
Counter Strike Global offensive
My stance will be very defensive
I'm not the best at this First Person Shooter game
But My skills aren't really too lame
I will find bugs
I will report thugs
And Play this game like an average person
So please let me on

During a gaming session in the frontiers
a familiar sound had appears
before he recognizes the sound
before he could turnaround
he was trolled cheers

Terrorists are red,
Counter-Terrorists are blue,
Sign me up please,
Or just head-shot this fool.

My leg moved in front of me, then back. My other leg followed.
I was running. The floor was wet mud, broken up by rock and dirt.
Mud was oozing out of my steps, as I was moving through the dense forest. I do not know how I got here, although I knew what I had to do.
Many others were trailing behind me, desperately trying to get to my position. However, they were not chasing me.

I caught a glimpse of the target, taunting me. It wanted to be caught.

A symbol had appeared in my sight and the many others behind but, by now they were by my side and some in front. The purpose of this had entered a single thread.

We all followed.

I had arrived, close to first. Although as more enter, first is fading to the bottom.
I fell.
Onto a character.
A single character.
The character was a.

In counter strike GO,
I will try go pro,
But I'll have to camp,
Until my legs cramp,
To see my frags grow.

Please hook it up with a key

I've been playing since I was like three

I just want to thrive

and be part of a starting five

Counter Strike
Global Offensive
Yesterday I got a girlfriend
So I don`t care anymore.
END

I started playing CS:S only 2 weeks ago, every game I get shotted so many times that I can't even understand what the F is going on.
Gimme a beta key so you can laugh while you see me get stomped in cs:go too, funniest thing ever.

Im a good guy!
give me the
chance to show you for a
beta key! Or Ill
Accept my defeat, Accept and wel-
come after you
have found a proper suiter.
With a scout rifle >:)
I hunt many terrorist in source.

Sorry my english bad.
just read lines
2,4,6, and 8 to see
how I really feel.

No one is going to win

New game new graphics
for the same demographics
but match-making games
and raking with fame
will really bring traffic!

Once upon a time,
I wouldnt use a dime
into a single shotting arcade
I was afraid
To waste that time
but counter-strike
took all my dimes
For some good time

Today,
I think of yesterday
and I'd do it again,
Campaigns are a pain
but counter-strike is insane

On their knee
They asked for a key
With their eyes
They could see
It wasnt going to be free

They named
Every gods to be blessed
So they could rain
With their brains
The rhymes
For the game

Regardless of how you guys vote this
I promise that it is a true story.

I was linked to this site for this article,
and the chance to get in to GO early.

I realized I needed to comment,
So, I chose to sign up begrudgingly.

I went to create a username,
It's one that I use, quite typically

But it turned out my handle was taken,
and this came as a great surprise to me.

I looked at the thief's profile,
and there was my own name for all to see...

It seems I had already been here?
I then tried to log in, successfully!

Now it seems that instead of a poem
About why you should listen to my plea

I instead was left wondering how
I'd misplaced a part of my memory.

'Cause I don't think I'd ever been here
And the fact that I had was quite scary.

Now I've spent the last little while
in thought of past visits to Mod DB

Regardless my priorities won out
I no longer care.. just want that darn key.

Never gonna eat chicken
Never gonna puke a pen
Never gonna make dinner, for you!

This piece of song was made for all you hard core gamers out there! We love you!

There once was a man with a gun nudged in between his butt cheeks. He had a small line attached to the trigger that was also tied to his mouth. He would run everywhere backwards with tears rolling in his eyes, people would shreek and yell as he past.

"WHY?" ,they would shout

Deep down inside he knew if he told, everyone would die.

LOL @ The good old "Congratulation You Won" (100 000th visitor)

Even if its fake
its not a piece of cake
To be fun
Wished I really won.

In 2000 it first began,
To four different games it would span,
With great mods and fun,
It became number one,
The Counter Strike franchise change man.

One of these glad men was I,
Who, for Counter Strike: GO, would die,
But without a beta key,
No GO for me :(,
I'll make sure that key is all mine.

The smell of gunpowder lingers thick with the air,
As my radio sits in silence,
My sight has regained and I watch the doorway with care,
I must put a stop to this violence.

In the distance I hear the footsteps of my foes
My team lies beside me in pieces,
I see a target and time rapidly slows
As my munition quickly decreases

The muzzle flare dissipates as I watch my target fall
Two more terrorists enter
I stand firm with my back against the wall
Whilst my iron sights center

My weapon recoils as I repeatedly pull the trigger
The terrorists are killed, two in a row
I have defeated my enemies and retained my vigor
Now lets get my access to CS:GO!

*Sing in your head*

In the land of the living
There’s a key
In the land of the living
To open me
In the land of the living
I will search no more,
Cos it’s you that I’ve been looking for.