News - Boss Rush

Bullet-Hell games have never really been about "fair". You get a tiny ship, armed with a virtual pea-shooter. Then you meet a boss, who is much bigger than you, soaks up thousands of your shots, and covers the screen in bewildering swarms of bullets, any one of which is capable of ending your life. It has never even pretended to be fair, really. The boss seems to have a much more enjoyable (not to mention SAFE) job than you do. If only life wasn't so unfair. If only you could have HIS job somehow....