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SNAKE'S SHOP AND DROP

SNAKE'S SHOP AND DROP

snake was waiting in aisle 4. then all of a sudden some man tipped security
"Snake!! Snake is in Asle 4"
the security aleted and went do the action.
they didnt find snake there because he is secretly hiding
in the cheez-it bulk box.
then one of the security guards thought "o i think i will get an cheez-it"
he opened the box and then grabed snake in the crotch
this realy offended snake and got him punched.
snake tried to check out his products at the counter. but unfortunately the clerk is dead. they all thought snake did it
no! it was PHSYCO MANTS
phsyco mants was following snake and making him have the wrong things in his cart he realizes as he just checked his purchase of a victorias secret bra and tampons.
'hahahahaha i am in control' sayd pshyco mantis
snake pulled out a cigaretes lucky strikes and set off the water sprayer.
"ah i wil get you next time" as the cops swarm phyco mants snake gets out the window with the
shopping cart he is riding it.
THE END

SNAKE'S SHOP AND DROP

snake was waiting in aisle 4. then all of a sudden some man tipped security
"Snake!! Snake is in Asle 4"
the security aleted and went do the action.
they didnt find snake there because he is secretly hiding
in the cheez-it bulk box.
then one of the security guards thought "o i think i will get an cheez-it"
he opened the box and then grabed snake in the crotch
this realy offended snake and got him punched.
snake tried to check out his products at the counter. but unfortunately the clerk is dead. they all thought snake did it
no! it was PHSYCO MANTS
phsyco mants was following snake and making him have the wrong things in his cart he realizes as he just checked his purchase of a victorias secret bra and tampons.
'hahahahaha i am in control' sayd pshyco mantis
snake pulled out a cigaretes lucky strikes and set off the water sprayer.
"ah i wil get you next time" as the cops swarm phyco mants snake gets out the window with the
shopping cart he is riding it.
THE END

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Wulf8933	May 13 2008, 9:46pm Anchor
Wulf8933	Anyone remember that old game from back in the PS1 days called DeathRow?
ambershee Nimbushfish Rawks	May 14 2008, 3:59am Anchor
ambershee Nimbushfish Rawks	I'm pretty sure Deathrow came years after the Ps1.
Whizzard Accepted membrane	May 14 2008, 7:15am Anchor
Whizzard Accepted membrane	Jiffy_No0b wrote: Whizzard wrote:He had long brown hair and gray large beard. Jesus. Hey I didn't think of that. You may be right! I've been enlightened!!! -- Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Sticky Guess who's back?	May 15 2008, 12:13pm Anchor
Sticky Guess who's back?	So yeah...my laptop has DX10. With a GeForce 9500M, I believe. I sense that rape for my system resources when I install games is imminent. -- Join the Legions! Sign up for the ModDB Forum Junkies Group Today!
kinesis916 King Of My Bedroom	May 15 2008, 2:19pm Anchor
kinesis916 King Of My Bedroom	Sticky wrote:So yeah...my laptop has DX10. With a GeForce 9500M, I believe. I sense that rape for my system resources when I install games is imminent. If only my laptop was as good. But alas I shall have to suffer with it, I suspect the internals may melt at some point. -- By kinesis916 on ModDB My Wonderful Stories: Salmarnir , Days Gone Bye, On That Day I saw Angels, On That Day He saw Angels.
Spector WWIII	May 15 2008, 3:43pm Anchor
Spector WWIII	My computers are old now, newest one I own is from 2 years ago. My gaming rig is 4 years old. GO AGP SLOTS -- snetErz.com - Web Design Some guy in the space time continuum.
leilei * Meteo	May 15 2008, 3:46pm Anchor
leilei * Meteo	I'm content with my pre-2005 computers as well. I don't need or want anything better at this point. My laptops are from the 90s and I do not have the need or want to play 3d games on them. -- OpenArena - Dave3D - Versus 1997 modDB DOS Gamer forums
Sticky Guess who's back?	May 15 2008, 3:54pm Anchor
Sticky Guess who's back?	leilei wrote:I'm content with my pre-2005 computers as well. I don't need or want anything better at this point. My laptops are from the 90s and I do not have the need or want to play 3d games on them. Let's see...the most recent thing I'm probably going to install on it is World In Conflict, which is actually very scalable, graphically-speaking. I'll definately check out System Resources Lab before installing some of my games, though. -- Join the Legions! Sign up for the ModDB Forum Junkies Group Today!
Spector WWIII	May 15 2008, 4:30pm Anchor
Spector WWIII	Sticky wrote: leilei wrote:I'm content with my pre-2005 computers as well. I don't need or want anything better at this point. My laptops are from the 90s and I do not have the need or want to play 3d games on them. Let's see...the most recent thing I'm probably going to install on it is World In Conflict, which is actually very scalable, graphically-speaking. I'll definately check out System Resources Lab before installing some of my games, though. Your laptop will run WiC just fine, it's really not as intensive as it looks. -- snetErz.com - Web Design Some guy in the space time continuum.
Sticky Guess who's back?	May 15 2008, 8:02pm Anchor
Sticky Guess who's back?	Well, that's really the latest PC game I have. Neverwinter Nights 2 follows. Really the only problem is that DX10 makes everything worse. DX9 on a DX10 card works great. DX10 on DX10 is a FPS killer. -- Join the Legions! Sign up for the ModDB Forum Junkies Group Today!
Jiffy_No0b Blame Hofmann	May 15 2008, 8:47pm Anchor
Jiffy_No0b Blame Hofmann	I haven't bought a game since Call of Duty 2. -- Yak.RUS wrote:We had a girl in my school that took LCD and now she thinks shes a balloon for the rest of her life.
Spector WWIII	May 16 2008, 12:23am Anchor
Spector WWIII	Sticky wrote:Well, that's really the latest PC game I have. Neverwinter Nights 2 follows. Really the only problem is that DX10 makes everything worse. DX9 on a DX10 card works great. DX10 on DX10 is a FPS killer. There is not much of a benefit to using DX10 in WiC though. It does not look much better between DX9 and DX10. The only real use for DX10 in WiC is for the dual monitor, large map support. -- snetErz.com - Web Design Some guy in the space time continuum.
leilei * Meteo	May 16 2008, 1:09am Anchor
leilei * Meteo	Spector wrote:The only real use for DX10 in WiC is for the dual monitor, large map support. DX10 isn't even technically advantaging in either of those, it's only a hype machine. You could have dual monitor and 'large map' on DX7 and earlier OpenGL. Edited by: leilei
Sticky Guess who's back?	May 16 2008, 4:55pm Anchor
Sticky Guess who's back?	leilei wrote: Spector wrote:The only real use for DX10 in WiC is for the dual monitor, large map support. DX10 isn't even technically advantaging in either of those, it's only a hype machine. You could have dual monitor and 'large map' on DX7 and earlier OpenGL. I'm probably going to download DX9c from the Windows website and have it overwrite DX10 files. Fuck DX10, I'm perfectly happy with DX9. -- Join the Legions! Sign up for the ModDB Forum Junkies Group Today!
leilei * Meteo	May 16 2008, 5:59pm Anchor
leilei * Meteo	SNAKE'S SHOP AND DROP snake was waiting in aisle 4. then all of a sudden some man tipped security "Snake!! Snake is in Asle 4" the security aleted and went do the action. they didnt find snake there because he is secretly hiding in the cheez-it bulk box. then one of the security guards thought "o i think i will get an cheez-it" he opened the box and then grabed snake in the crotch this realy offended snake and got him punched. snake tried to check out his products at the counter. but unfortunately the clerk is dead. they all thought snake did it no! it was PHSYCO MANTS phsyco mants was following snake and making him have the wrong things in his cart he realizes as he just checked his purchase of a victorias secret bra and tampons. 'hahahahaha i am in control' sayd pshyco mantis snake pulled out a cigaretes lucky strikes and set off the water sprayer. "ah i wil get you next time" as the cops swarm phyco mants snake gets out the window with the shopping cart he is riding it. THE END -- OpenArena - Dave3D - Versus 1997 modDB DOS Gamer forums
Jiffy_No0b Blame Hofmann	May 16 2008, 7:40pm Anchor
Jiffy_No0b Blame Hofmann	I don't know what just happened, but I had to read the whole thing. o_O -- Yak.RUS wrote:We had a girl in my school that took LCD and now she thinks shes a balloon for the rest of her life.
Sallycin Mystical	May 16 2008, 9:20pm Anchor
Sallycin Mystical	I want to hate Brawl, but I like it. --
Sticky Guess who's back?	May 17 2008, 9:25pm Anchor
Sticky Guess who's back?	leilei wrote: SNAKE'S SHOP AND DROP snake was waiting in aisle 4. then all of a sudden some man tipped security "Snake!! Snake is in Asle 4" the security aleted and went do the action. they didnt find snake there because he is secretly hiding in the cheez-it bulk box. then one of the security guards thought "o i think i will get an cheez-it" he opened the box and then grabed snake in the crotch this realy offended snake and got him punched. snake tried to check out his products at the counter. but unfortunately the clerk is dead. they all thought snake did it no! it was PHSYCO MANTS phsyco mants was following snake and making him have the wrong things in his cart he realizes as he just checked his purchase of a victorias secret bra and tampons. 'hahahahaha i am in control' sayd pshyco mantis snake pulled out a cigaretes lucky strikes and set off the water sprayer. "ah i wil get you next time" as the cops swarm phyco mants snake gets out the window with the shopping cart he is riding it. THE END Lei wins for sheer randomness. -- Join the Legions! Sign up for the ModDB Forum Junkies Group Today!
Jiffy_No0b Blame Hofmann	May 18 2008, 4:30pm Anchor
Jiffy_No0b Blame Hofmann	Who else has tried out Mount & Blade? It's a lot of fun. I'm thinking about buying it. -- Yak.RUS wrote:We had a girl in my school that took LCD and now she thinks shes a balloon for the rest of her life.
Whizzard Accepted membrane	May 18 2008, 10:50pm Anchor
Whizzard Accepted membrane	Tried that long-long time ago. It is one damn great game. -- Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Wilhelm_III The amazing disappearing pencil!	May 19 2008, 11:35am Anchor
Wilhelm_III The amazing disappearing pencil!	leilei wrote: SNAKE'S SHOP AND DROP snake was waiting in aisle 4. then all of a sudden some man tipped security "Snake!! Snake is in Asle 4" the security aleted and went do the action. they didnt find snake there because he is secretly hiding in the cheez-it bulk box. then one of the security guards thought "o i think i will get an cheez-it" he opened the box and then grabed snake in the crotch this realy offended snake and got him punched. snake tried to check out his products at the counter. but unfortunately the clerk is dead. they all thought snake did it no! it was PHSYCO MANTS phsyco mants was following snake and making him have the wrong things in his cart he realizes as he just checked his purchase of a victorias secret bra and tampons. 'hahahahaha i am in control' sayd pshyco mantis snake pulled out a cigaretes lucky strikes and set off the water sprayer. "ah i wil get you next time" as the cops swarm phyco mants snake gets out the window with the shopping cart he is riding it. THE END Deserving of a Pulitzer. 54 out of 62 3/15. -- Chenguin.deviantart.com Moddb.com
Baza Professional Idiot and Aussie Hobo	May 22 2008, 12:03am Anchor
Baza Professional Idiot and Aussie Hobo	Anybody left here who still remembers me? -- The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them. VAU: amateurs with proessional standards
BlckWyerve Oh u	May 22 2008, 12:27am Anchor
BlckWyerve Oh u	Who? :V fdsgdsd -- Unreal is better than Quake.
Sallycin Mystical	May 22 2008, 6:50am Anchor
Sallycin Mystical	Baza wrote:Anybody left here who still remembers me? Me hugs Baza Welcome back! --
Whizzard Accepted membrane	May 22 2008, 7:17am Anchor
Whizzard Accepted membrane	Baza wrote:Anybody left here who still remembers me? Hey, I had that feeling like something or somebody is missing. -- Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

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