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Feb 21 2013, 11:47am Anchor
Nine hundred things a potato can...?

  1. Potato Gun ammo
  2. Universal window opener
  3. Car exhaust hole plugger
  4. Bashing weapon
  5. Quest Item (can you guess the game?)

Anyone else got anymore?
Inspired by somonels.

Edited by: GamerKnight

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GamerKnight

Feb 21 2013, 12:08pm Anchor

Off the the top of my head -

6. Cut a hole in it and stick you pens in it
7. Battery
8. Paint stamp
9. Food
10. A friend

Might be a real stretch to hit 900 without really crazy things :D

Feb 21 2013, 12:19pm Anchor

Dam, how could I have missed Battery. That is a good one.

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Update: 2011-06-04

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We have created a new post recently with more up to date information on the project and what we have created so far:
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TKAzA
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Feb 21 2013, 4:47pm Anchor
arieas wrote:10. A friend


lovit

Edited by: TKAzA

Feb 21 2013, 7:07pm Anchor

11.  Chick magnet.

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Feb 21 2013, 8:12pm Anchor

Epic, keep them coming guys and gals. I have spent all day reading the UDN (http://www.unrealengine.com/udk/documentation/). These laughs keep me from going insane.

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Update: 2011-06-04

We are still in need of some extra people to join the team. The most urgent of which is an animator.

We have created a new post recently with more up to date information on the project and what we have created so far:
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GamerKnight

Feb 21 2013, 9:54pm Anchor

12. A Throwing weapon
13. An alternative energy source.
14. Fiber!
13. Food!

grouchbag
grouchbag I art grouchier than thou.
Feb 22 2013, 5:31am Anchor

Make a Mr. Potato Head.This subject is cute and fun.My compliments!

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"sweet"  little old lady

Feb 23 2013, 10:23pm Anchor

14. Scare your enemies
15. Impress your Friends
16. Taunt an Ethiopian  starving person
17. Blow your nose
18. Blow your mind
19. Weigh down papers 
20. Hold valuable water reservers for the potato plant. 
21. Be a blackjack
22. Be wagered in blackjack

Feb 24 2013, 2:45am Anchor

23. Blight

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Feb 24 2013, 3:04am Anchor

24. Sink a ship
25. Crush mice
26. Be accepted as payment
27. Distract guards
28. Get lost
29. Make a Tumble check
30. Raise a ship
31. Bring dirt inside
32. Roll down a hill
33. Attract pigs
34. Leave the Lost island
35. Pad a bra
36. Demotivate your employees if used as payment

Saving some yokes for later. o/

Edited by: somonels

grouchbag
grouchbag I art grouchier than thou.
Feb 24 2013, 7:41pm Anchor

You can trust me on one thing....potatoes are NOT good to stuff a bra! And no,I'm not a guy.I'm an old lady.Yes,really!LOL

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"sweet"  little old lady

Feb 24 2013, 8:49pm Anchor

37. Sacrifice to the gods
38. Internet router
39. Substitute for popular ball games
40. Cheap WMD
41. Miniature petting zoo
42. Driving off door-to-door salesmen
43. Roommate! (tidier, quieter AND more entertaining than most people)

Feb 26 2013, 1:38pm Anchor

Internet router, you are going to have to explain that one?

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Update: 2011-06-04

We are still in need of some extra people to join the team. The most urgent of which is an animator.

We have created a new post recently with more up to date information on the project and what we have created so far:
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GamerKnight

Feb 26 2013, 2:25pm Anchor

44. Stand up comedian
45. Used as camera (240p Youtube comments approve!)
46. Compost
47. Art model, preferably naked..
48. Bottle opener (smash the top off!)
49. Emergency window breaker
50. Potato pancakes! Omnomnom
51. Extract starch!
52. Great for calm photos with loads of instagram filters and a cheesy heart-breaking (not really) text

By the way, are you trying to replicate the success of the "Machetes Elastic Wonder" from Spy kids? xD

Edited by: Flash112

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Feb 26 2013, 3:19pm Anchor

53. Replace Donald Trump

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Feb 26 2013, 4:18pm Anchor

54. Confuse G. W. Bush Jr.
55. Fill GamerKnight with skepticism
56. Lie still
56. Disguise itself as an internet router
57. Disrupt public transport
58. Not laugh at your jokes
59. Make as many haters as Donald Trump
60. Open a lock
61. Steal your girlfriend
62. Slip you poison
63. Discourage slipping GHBs into your drinks
64. Dislocate a shoulder
65. Balance a bow
66. Make grouchbag reveal an embarrassing story
67. Repel alien invasion
68. Prevent Drizzt's evasion
69.

arieas wrote:6. Cut a hole in it and stick you pens in it

you missed an i
70. make your day

Feb 28 2013, 5:32pm Anchor

71. paint it as a kinder egg and disappoint children

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Mar 1 2013, 9:27pm Anchor

72.a dildo

Mar 5 2013, 5:27pm Anchor

73. A Fuse
74. Wheels
75. Non-threatening house plant
76. Shoes
77. Material for macking jackets
78. Constipant Suppository
79. Ariel stand

Mar 10 2013, 11:30am Anchor

80. Being yellow (obsiviously)

Mar 10 2013, 12:05pm Anchor

81. star in star wars

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Mar 10 2013, 12:28pm Anchor

82: Bargaining with an Irishman

Mar 10 2013, 12:35pm Anchor

83: Name it "Spuds Mckenzie" and use as wingman at bar

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Mar 10 2013, 4:25pm Anchor

84: a bong

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