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ModDemon	Mar 1 2003 Anchor
ModDemon	Wonder if someone tried all of these??????????? Subj: Helpful hints... LOL Helpful Hint #1 If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a jug of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage is almost instantly removed. Helpful Hint #2 Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. Helpful Hint #3 Don't buy expensive 'ribbed' condoms, just buy an ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on. Helpful Hint #4 Putting just the right amount of gin in your goldfish bowl makes the fishes' eyes bulge and cause them to swim in an amusing manner. Helpful Hint #5 An empty aluminum cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes a wonderful inexpensive vibrator. Helpful Hint #6 Avoid arguments with the misses about lifting the toilet seat by simply pissing in the sink. Helpful Hint #7 High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Helpful Hint #8 A mouse trap, placed on top on of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep. Helpful Hint #9 If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. Helpful hint #10 Have a bad tooth ache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will forget about the tooth ache. -- _____________________________ ModDemon "Pray.....Pray About What Kind Of Mod You Will Get." Wanna cool mod? Get Hammy-Bob for HL Really Cool!!!
natko1 Jesus was homeless	Mar 1 2003 Anchor
natko1 Jesus was homeless	lol... like em.... number 7 was a lil dumb though.... -- I'm around. Will be active soon.
ModDemon	Mar 1 2003 Anchor
ModDemon	Which one ya like? MR. Ghost? -- _____________________________ ModDemon "Pray.....Pray About What Kind Of Mod You Will Get." Wanna cool mod? Get Hammy-Bob for HL Really Cool!!!
ModDemon	Mar 1 2003 Anchor
ModDemon	And whats all this talk about DarkPredator? Whos he? -- _____________________________ ModDemon "Pray.....Pray About What Kind Of Mod You Will Get." Wanna cool mod? Get Hammy-Bob for HL Really Cool!!!
natko1 Jesus was homeless	Mar 1 2003 Anchor
natko1 Jesus was homeless	number nine.... The laxative one.... By the way... Dont call me Mr.... Ok... Just ghost.... -- I'm around. Will be active soon.
ModDemon	Mar 1 2003 Anchor
ModDemon	You got it ghost -- _____________________________ ModDemon "Pray.....Pray About What Kind Of Mod You Will Get." Wanna cool mod? Get Hammy-Bob for HL Really Cool!!!
Some1_Call_911	Mar 1 2003 Anchor
Some1_Call_911	ModDemon = DarkPredator Proof: -This guy tells crappy jokes like DarkPred -This guy even mentions DarkPred in his thread -Look at the host ips: Profiling User: DarkPredator Host .spart.sc.charter.com Profiling User: ModDemon Host .spart.sc.charter.com -They both love Hammy-Bob DarkPredator "I really love your mod and one other thing I think your custom rank should be Hammy-bob Mod Master" ModDemon "Wanna cool mod? Get Hammy-Bob for HL Really Cool!!!" -Like DarkPredator he doesn't believe in editing posts to add to his posts, instead he adds another reply, look above to see what I'm talking about. AKA Spam - Edited By Some1_Call_911 On Sat 1st, Mar 2003 @ 9:44:24pm -- \| Contact \| 911 Maps \| ActionRealm \| RIGGED \| CSR Reports \| Invasion From Mars \|
natko1 Jesus was homeless	Mar 1 2003 Anchor
natko1 Jesus was homeless	Yuor right... I was just startin to trust him too... -- I'm around. Will be active soon.
hammy-bob b0bzied	Mar 1 2003 Anchor
hammy-bob b0bzied	ur sig says u like hammy-bob mod good. -- Grammar is my worst enemy along with flying chairs.
hammy-bob b0bzied	Mar 1 2003 Anchor
hammy-bob b0bzied	well it is dp the ip matchs -- Grammar is my worst enemy along with flying chairs.
snaZZy modDB's Resident DJ	Mar 1 2003 Anchor
snaZZy modDB's Resident DJ	Profiling User: ModDemon Host .spart.sc.charter.com Email felixturner1@charter.net -- Profiling User: DarkPredator Host .spart.sc.charter.com -- Profiling User: DARKNESSPREDATOR Host .spart.sc.charter.com Email sniperx@charter.net banned* kthxbye darkpredator fag -- -- WAS once a modDB Administrator ... now just a washed up modDB OldFart!
INtense! End Boss	Mar 1 2003 Anchor
INtense! End Boss	snazzy wrote: I may be crazy, but I'm not an idiot! Not to sure abotu that snaz mate -- Scott Reismanis DBolical \| @scottreismanis
Some1_Call_911	Mar 1 2003 Anchor
Some1_Call_911	I should get credit, I discovered it Oh wait... it's obvious -- \| Contact \| 911 Maps \| ActionRealm \| RIGGED \| CSR Reports \| Invasion From Mars \|
snaZZy modDB's Resident DJ	Mar 1 2003 Anchor
snaZZy modDB's Resident DJ	"some1 call 911" how ironic in this situation hehe - nah good job buddy - Edited By snaZZy On Sat 1st, Mar 2003 @ 3:34:43pm -- -- WAS once a modDB Administrator ... now just a washed up modDB OldFart!
BlueWolf72 Mod Till Ya Die	Mar 1 2003 Anchor
BlueWolf72 Mod Till Ya Die	spam this should be in the spam thread -- Desura Contests Live! Twitter With Me?<!--Session data--> <!-- Top iFrame --> <!-- Bottom iFrame -->
natko1 Jesus was homeless	Mar 2 2003 Anchor
natko1 Jesus was homeless	I started trusting him.... I cant believe it... I have failed you all... Im sorry my comrades..... -- I'm around. Will be active soon.
40ozFreak	Mar 2 2003 Anchor
40ozFreak	Why is ModDemon now banned? I must have missed something in another thread...
hammy-bob b0bzied	Mar 2 2003 Anchor
hammy-bob b0bzied	cause it is dp he came back he fooled us for awhile ghost ur not the only one tricked i was to -- Grammar is my worst enemy along with flying chairs.
natko1 Jesus was homeless	Mar 2 2003 Anchor
natko1 Jesus was homeless	*me is comforted... Even though i was fooled by a 1st grader... -- I'm around. Will be active soon.
40ozFreak	Mar 2 2003 Anchor
40ozFreak	D.e_Ghost wrote: *me is comforted... Even though i was fooled by a 1st grader... who's a 1st grader?
snaZZy modDB's Resident DJ	Mar 2 2003 Anchor
snaZZy modDB's Resident DJ	ModDemon = DarkPredator if you look back at past General threads fairly recently u'll see the amount of spam he has done - for EVERY new joke he makes a new thread then he spammed some stupid links and got banned, made another account, got banned, and now made another account called "ModDemon" and now i've banned him -- -- WAS once a modDB Administrator ... now just a washed up modDB OldFart!
JadeDingo	Mar 2 2003 Anchor
JadeDingo	There should be a section in the fourms called the tortue chamber... so we can throw things at those evil people who try to bring down modDB -- Sachmo The Wang™ and me™ are property of modDB© Dead Aim Clear Score: 41mins 16secs beat that biaotch!! --------------------------------------------------
natko1 Jesus was homeless	Mar 2 2003 Anchor
natko1 Jesus was homeless	I support that statement.... Very much... But thats what the flaming forum is for.... -- I'm around. Will be active soon.
JadeDingo	Mar 2 2003 Anchor
JadeDingo	well how bout we get to tortue them... somehow... captial punishment on the internet -- Sachmo The Wang™ and me™ are property of modDB© Dead Aim Clear Score: 41mins 16secs beat that biaotch!! --------------------------------------------------
azzDB	Mar 2 2003 Anchor
azzDB	JadeDingo wrote: There should be a section in the fourms called the tortue chamber... so we can throw things at those evil people who try to bring down modDB There already is, we just call it INtenses torture bedroom. -- Why wont it save me?