Lunch with Satan... Thread

Here's another hypothetical. Say you meet Satan, Lucifer, the Devil, or whatever you prefer to refer to the Prince of Darkness as, at a restraunt and have lunch with him. What would you expect him to be like? Gentlemanly, but brooding and biding? Outright evil and destructive? Calm, resigned and unhappy, because he does not enjoy his job as being king of evil. What would you say to him, and what would you ask? How do you expect that he would react?

Probably angry but yet 'gentlemanly'. Outright evil but cunning nonetheless. Also I would imagine him to be friendly with God and talk to him sometimes, y'know about why he can't be God and why he has to live in hell till the End Days come.

Lol, this reminds me so much of the cartoon series "God, the Devil and Bob".

I would expect he is very cool, calm, and collected. Intelligent, smooth with the ladies, an all around pimp. He wouldn't be the ultimate evil "MUAHAHAHAHAH DIE HUMANS" that fantasy portrays, I don't think. He would probably not be detectable as the devil, and I bet he would have tons of friends.

40ozFreak wrote: I would expect he is very cool, calm, and collected. Intelligent, smooth with the ladies, an all around pimp. He wouldn't be the ultimate evil "MUAHAHAHAHAH DIE HUMANS" that fantasy portrays, I don't think. He would probably not be detectable as the devil, and I bet he would have tons of friends.

are you describing yourself?

I guess if there WAS a devil...

He'd be bill gates.

Fire would sprout from his footsteps

Were he real, I'm sure he would be perfectly fine, the concept of Satan is flawed in religious texts, I don't believe he attempted to take on the throne so to speak as he just didn't know enough not to, the time in hell has probably calmed him and he spends the days there not torturing people, but has adopted a buddhist philosophy and attempts instead to help people and not overly concerned with his surroundings and reputation. He has accepted that there is a necessity for a hell if there is a heaven, he understands this and understands he is best suited for hell, and understands that if he can make people see their own errors, that they too can be allowed into heaven.

Torture aids no one, it does not show them they are wrong, it enforces that they were wrong in this circumstance, if they can understand they are wrong, that is the best course.

I do not doubt that were there a Satan, that I could find plenty of intelligent and relevant conversation from him, and he would be a similar design of myself.

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I also think that where you to have lunch with the Devil, It would propably be a very pleasant lunch hour. He will make you feel calm, relaxed and confident. You'll definatley want to meet him for lunch again sometime in the near future. You'll want to introduce him to all your friends, and you won't be able to stop talking about Him.

And I would definateley ask him: "wtf is brimstone" and whether I will have a choice one day between "Fire and Brimstone" or whether it's a packaged deal.

I would also like to know if he saw Elvis lateley.
And if he likes listening to Marilyn Manson.

I'll also ask him howcome when he talks backwards it sounds like rock music, but when we talk backwards it's just plain gibberish.

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yo Obsydian ... bill gates to be the devil ? did you hear he has a organisation aiming at AIDS & shit ? did you know he donated 20 million dollarz to chgarities & other stuff ??

he might be the richest man alive , he might have created a buggy thing we call winblewz BUT hes good hearted , not like your other politicians AND he continues to improve !

I like linux too but ... let's say all programs from win you put them on linsux ... like 40 programs , all 100 megz . the registry would be flooded ! so linsux wou;ld crash even faster that winblewz ! al least winblewz is created to resist those pressures with the aid of tweaking .

linsux might be good for workstations but still winblewz is on 94% of the hope pcs

BTW im my opinion WINBLEWZ=LINSUX.

now let's gte back on topic. how the devil would be ?? dunno probably looking like a lawyer ) acting as one too

I'd expect him to be a giant monster with horns and fangs and claws... and I think he's gay :B
I'd say, hey there.
I'd ask, why'd you do it, boy?
Maybe he just roars and tries to eat me... it was a lunch anyway...

Oh yeah... about his appearance.
Guess he would be like wearing a black tuxedo and has those pimpish canes and he would be riding a kick ass car and shiny specks. Also I would expect him to smell nice and has those nice pointy shiny black Italian shoes.

What if it was God?

I'd definitely expect him to have a cane, probably to make him look weaker than he really is. What about the facial hair? How many people here think he would have a goatee?

I think so. Giant monsters should have a beard.

He'd be in the form of something you find least dangerous, and be sly and decietful and seem like the nicest thing on eart.

I can't picture satan as anyone but Al pacino.

Id see him as smooth yet, cunning and evil. But hiding it and bringing it up discretely. Wearing a schwae black suit and a cane with a Python head or something of that on top.

Id say "Hey, what up fewl"
And he would all be like" What up dawg?!"
And id be like "JESUS LOVES YOU!"
then hed just look at me and eat me...

VyRuZ wrote: yo Obsydian ... bill gates to be the devil ? did you hear he has a organisation aiming at AIDS & shit ? did you know he donated 20 million dollarz to chgarities & other stuff ??

he might be the richest man alive , he might have created a buggy thing we call winblewz BUT hes good hearted , not like your other politicians AND he continues to improve !

I like linux too but ... let's say all programs from win you put them on linsux ... like 40 programs , all 100 megz . the registry would be flooded ! so linsux wou;ld crash even faster that winblewz ! al least winblewz is created to resist those pressures with the aid of tweaking .

linsux might be good for workstations but still winblewz is on 94% of the hope pcs

BTW im my opinion WINBLEWZ=LINSUX.

now let's gte back on topic. how the devil would be ?? dunno probably looking like a lawyer ) acting as one too

have you ever heard of this concept called, a joke?

stop taking shit so seriously. I personally don't believe a devil, hell, heaven, or god exists.

you can take THAT seriously, just don't try and convert me.

also, drop the AOL speak please. it's annoying as all hell.

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hehe... he would look innocent... but inside he's an illuminati plotting to rule the world with an invisible hand

he would sit there in his chair, looking at the newspaper to see what next stupid politican or business man he could put in his pockets unseen ^_^

EDIT: @VyRuz: next time research your facts first before you utter them as this has been full bullshit you just said.

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satan would be laid back.. calm.. gentlman like..
as he would get his minions to do all the truly evil work..
so he wouldn't be a maniac and just randomly blow stuff up!

So according to this thread the devil would be nice, charming, pleasant, and offer good conversation. Heck while we're at it he probably scratches the ears of a dog walking by, buys you a free drink, and helps an old lady cross the street. Oh and he goes to church with you too.

You know he is supposed to be evil

yep... but the most evil one are those you don't recognize as such...

"Supposed" to be evil. Here's my theory. It isn't really true, but its somewhat interesting regardless. God needs Hell. Without Hell, God does not have an incentive for people to follow his law. It has it that He created us with free will, and He ended up regretting that bad descion. With our free will we could not only follow His law, but break it as well. So God decides that he needs something of an 'incentive' for people to follow his law. If they break it, they go to Hell. However, He needs someone he can trust to run Hell, someone who won't exploit the sinners and lead them on a rampage to run over Earth. So He gets his good friend Lucifer to run it. Lucifer doesn't really enjoy the job, but its what he has to do out of necessity. Think about that

Another thing that I use to back that up is the fact that God is all powerful. If Lucifer really was evil and wanted to take over all, theoretically, couldn't God just kill him at will? Just another crazy idea...

I just had to comment on this. Fleximg my religious muscles

OK!! Lucifer or Satan was sent down to Hell because he disobeyed God. Upon falling into Hell,the once most glorious of Angels, Lucifer, was sealed in Hell for about 2000 years until the Anti-Christ comes.
You could say Hell is like a prison for Satan. Soon after though, he took control of Hell and hence, he is now known as the "Prince Of Evil".

Interesting note, the fact that God does not want to destroy Satan is because he is a Fallen 'Angel', meaning he is still one of Gods servants... though an evil one. Also, as I learnt from SO MANY priests... God is forgiving and loving, so I imagine Lucifer is still friends with God...

Conseted and hannible lecture like demeanure.

What the heck was that supposed to be? French?

Pengus means "Conceited and a Hannibal Lectur (spelling on Lectur, I never really cared) like demeanor" meaning, he is an egotistical psychotic with wit and intelligence.