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ShortCutMan ♥ Pure ♥ Bred ♥ Geek ♥	Aug 27 2004 Anchor
ShortCutMan ♥ Pure ♥ Bred ♥ Geek ♥	What a fun day.</sarcasm> While I sit here with a cut on the side of my head curtesy and god damn magpie, I recount my day too you. First of all, I find that 3 of my friends had played a REAL mean prank on me, saying that my GF had done something, she hadn't. Then at recess, I felt extremely sick, like a real bad stitch. And we reach lunch, were my supposedly 1/4 slice of pizza was tiny, and the pineapple looked liked it had been coloured in with highlighter. And after school, I walk down to my GF's school to tell her about the prank, but she's walking in the other direction on the other side of the road, and I say nothing. And just now, trying to do my paperround, a magpie comes from no-where, scaring the LIVING SHIT out of me and I cop a beak in the side of the head. As I retreat home, it gets me once more time. FUCKING HELL. -- 98% of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 98% that is an emo bastard, copy and paste this into your sig.
SkitZaY u mad	Aug 27 2004 Anchor
SkitZaY u mad	Ima sorry for you me huggles If it makes you feel better, ill kill a magpie next time i see one.. Ill chase it down with exactly 3 golfballs and a stick... -- uwu*
ShortCutMan ♥ Pure ♥ Bred ♥ Geek ♥	Aug 27 2004 Anchor
ShortCutMan ♥ Pure ♥ Bred ♥ Geek ♥	Magpie's are protected. -- 98% of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 98% that is an emo bastard, copy and paste this into your sig.
SkitZaY u mad	Aug 27 2004 Anchor
SkitZaY u mad	Not from my stick -- uwu
Sajt	Aug 27 2004 Anchor
Sajt	Crows used to divebomb where I live... not The Birds quite, but still rather scary. I don't think they hit anyone but they came close --
azzDB	Aug 27 2004 Anchor
azzDB	If it makes you feel any better, I dont care. -- Why wont it save me?
PsychoBrat Bratticus Psychosis	Aug 27 2004 Anchor
PsychoBrat Bratticus Psychosis	Awww there there... I'll kick a magpie on the way to school on Monday -- modDB▪GuyTypeThing Sanity is merely a temporary state on your way to achieving true madness
frosty-theaussie Sonny Jim	Aug 27 2004 Anchor
frosty-theaussie Sonny Jim	Cheer up. Half-Life 2 pre-loading begins... NOW! --
LiMeY Brisbane, Queensland, Australia	Aug 27 2004 Anchor
LiMeY Brisbane, Queensland, Australia	Good old magpies always know how to ruin an already bad day .... then again a tennis racket is also a great way of giving them a bad day -- 'Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.'
chis Old man.	Aug 27 2004 Anchor
chis Old man.	:o sux2bu -- Nothing.
Karuto	Aug 27 2004 Anchor
Karuto	That sounds like a pretty bad day I pity you musical note Always look on the bright side of your life whistles off... -- "He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster." - Friedrich Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil, Aphorism 146
leilei The person who doesn't like anything	Aug 27 2004 Anchor
leilei The person who doesn't like anything	Magpies are damn evil! I feel bad for you. D: They are as evil as the HBM ducks - Edited By CheapAlert On Fri 27th, Aug 2004 @ 2:25:19pm -- < insert subject games here >
arvey-Haynos ModDB Wickerman	Aug 27 2004 Anchor
arvey-Haynos ModDB Wickerman	NEVER... trust anything with feathers... even if it does wink at you. --
Epi7aph I listen to albums. (Formally StormÇrøw)	Aug 27 2004 Anchor
Epi7aph I listen to albums. (Formally StormÇrøw)	You can Trust me arvey was it the same Magpie the second time. -- ModDB Fucking Oldtimer and (ex) Crow *Who changed my signature!* Playlist
duckedtapedemon	Aug 27 2004 Anchor
duckedtapedemon	hope the magpie attacks your friends.
arvey-Haynos ModDB Wickerman	Aug 27 2004 Anchor
arvey-Haynos ModDB Wickerman	StormÇrøw wrote: You can Trust me arvey was it the same Magpie the second time. Sorry... forgot about you. I think I'm gonna have to re-think my philosophy on life. --
Tomato-Killer thats what yo mama said	Aug 27 2004 Anchor
Tomato-Killer thats what yo mama said	aww its ok its over now scm there there shhh shhh /me hugs --
Pengus Big-Sexy-BiRacial-Man	Aug 27 2004 Anchor
Pengus Big-Sexy-BiRacial-Man	Isnt a magpie like a bigass crow??? -- Learn C++HERE If you hate pop-ups email me for the C++ tutorial files.
ShortCutMan ♥ Pure ♥ Bred ♥ Geek ♥	Aug 27 2004 Anchor
ShortCutMan ♥ Pure ♥ Bred ♥ Geek ♥	Oh its not over, mum's making me go out again to finish the paper round today, even though I don't want too, since my head is still aching. And I realised that the magpie had gotten me 3 times, not 2. Yes, it was the same mapie all those times. And a nice piccie of a magpie for those who don't know what they are. -- 98% of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 98% that is an emo bastard, copy and paste this into your sig.
leilei The person who doesn't like anything	Aug 27 2004 Anchor
leilei The person who doesn't like anything	Wear a helmet! -- < insert subject games here >
chis Old man.	Aug 27 2004 Anchor
chis Old man.	aw it looks so cute -- Nothing.
Karuto	Aug 27 2004 Anchor
Karuto	It looks relatively harmless... me gets attacked by magpies OH NUUUUU!!!!! The magpies wil bring the Apocolypse! No! -- "He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster." - Friedrich Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil, Aphorism 146*
dEaThMaStEr modDB Pile of Twigs	Aug 27 2004 Anchor
dEaThMaStEr modDB Pile of Twigs	lol, ya it does actually... how could u be mad at one of those for takin a bit outta ur head??
Epi7aph I listen to albums. (Formally StormÇrøw)	Aug 27 2004 Anchor
Epi7aph I listen to albums. (Formally StormÇrøw)	Pengus wrote: Isnt a magpie like a bigass crow??? NEVAH UTTER SUCH FOWL WORDS Crows are 10* better than Magpies or i would have been StormMagpie -- ModDB Fucking Oldtimer and (ex) Crow *Who changed my signature!* Playlist
Karuto	Aug 27 2004 Anchor
Karuto	Yeah, crows annoy the crap out of you because they don't migrate during the Winter Never seen a magpie before.... maybe they're just not visiting this side of Iowa. lol -- "He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster." - Friedrich Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil, Aphorism 146