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Apr 22 2004 Anchor

Penis explodes during sex

Doctors in Romania are treating a 28-year-old whose penis exploded while he was making love to his girlfriend.

Ilarie Coroiu was taken to hospital in the Transylvanian town of Cluj after his girlfriend, Magdalena, 18, "felt something strange" and noticed that the bed was covered in blood.

Dr Angela Domocos, head of the accident and emergency department at Cluj General Hospital, said: "It is very rare for this to happen. We call it an exploded penis because it happens when the blood cavities in the penis burst.

"I don't know what this couple were playing at, but there must have been tremendous pressure inside the penis to make this happen."

Mr Coroiu is now recovering after an operation to stop the bleeding.


Source: Ananova.com

All I have to say for this is: OMG WTF BBQ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

leilei
leilei The person who doesn't like anything
Apr 22 2004 Anchor

Oh oh oh oh oh oh OW OW OW OW OW

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Apr 22 2004 Anchor

holy f*ck !!!:O

that must've been a hell of a ride ;)

leilei
leilei The person who doesn't like anything
Apr 22 2004 Anchor

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it was HER

Apr 22 2004 Anchor

heh.

nice sketch there :thumbup::O

chis
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Apr 22 2004 Anchor

*me glares :|

......ow

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Pr0stSh0cKeR
Pr0stSh0cKeR ffff butts
Apr 22 2004 Anchor

AHAHA! great story and EXCELLENT FOLLOWUP!
but that would be hilarius... what were they doing?

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dEaThMaStEr
dEaThMaStEr modDB Pile of Twigs
Apr 22 2004 Anchor

lmao, almost feel sorry for the dude.. Havin fun, when BAAM, ur wang blows up.. ROFL!! :P

arghvark
arghvark (Cult) Member
Apr 22 2004 Anchor

Sweet, exploding penis! That is one fine story. It makes me happy to see others in pain, I dont know call it a fetish or something...

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Apr 22 2004 Anchor

wow...one second having the time of your life the next... whoop look out there goes mr.spanky! ouch O_o

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TwinBeast
TwinBeast Full Metal Bionic Witch
Apr 22 2004 Anchor

Hihihihhiiii! Sick! That must've hurt a lot.

Apr 22 2004 Anchor

woh.... poor girl :(

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OI 2CoS- is teh sEx~!!!

Obsydian
Obsydian now with zero tolerance for stupidity!
Apr 22 2004 Anchor

holy fuck that sucks. I didn't even know it was possible. jesus you would think the guy would stop if his weiner is getting to big for it's own good. that shit gets painful sometimes you know? didn't common sense tell this guy "hey back off or your weiner will explode!"

either way that sucks. poor bastard.

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Apr 22 2004 Anchor

He was probaly taking some type of peinus enhancement pill. I was reading about those and in same cases it prevents blood flow through out the peinus and starts to clot in one area due to something in the pill.
Moarl of the story... don't take peinus enahncement pills unless u consult your doctor first :)

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Apr 22 2004 Anchor

It could be that, or he could be into some kinky shit and he and his girl were doing some S&M bondage type of things. Who knows, really.

arghvark
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Apr 22 2004 Anchor

Maybe he had a firecracker shoved in his eurethra. That would sure make a penis explode.

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Apr 22 2004 Anchor

2CoS2 wrote: He was probaly taking some type of peinus enhancement pill. I was reading about those and in same cases it prevents blood flow through out the peinus and starts to clot in one area due to something in the pill.
Moarl of the story... don't take peinus enahncement pills unless u consult your doctor first :)


//me wonders why 2Cos is reading this pamphlets full of rich information :redface:

dEaThMaStEr
dEaThMaStEr modDB Pile of Twigs
Apr 22 2004 Anchor

ya know, in all honesty here, i think the penis is somethin that should never be tampered with.. Just let it all go naturally, dont take no freaky-ass pills, dont do creepy sex games with it, just use it for how it was intended, nothin more... I mean, u hear about ppl gettin these freaky things happenin to em and their wangs cause they're just stupid with em... Be smart, dont screw with ur penis.. :P rofl

Apr 22 2004 Anchor

carni wrote:

2CoS2 wrote: He was probaly taking some type of peinus enhancement pill. I was reading about those and in same cases it prevents blood flow through out the peinus and starts to clot in one area due to something in the pill.
Moarl of the story... don't take peinus enahncement pills unless u consult your doctor first :)


*me wonders why 2Cos is reading this pamphlets full of rich information :redface:

You mean peinle enhancement.. but w/e

not pamphlets i went to a website. I felt like doing research on the topic :) Acually i was gonna take them cause i wanted to be in a porno if u really wanna know :D but then i saw the side effets and though i'm happy the way i am now. Just like the normal ave. male.

heh i dont feel uncomfortable talking about this stuff... I'll be the first to try the pill if it was safe.. never try some random pill if u don't do some reasearching first :D

dEaThMaStEr wrote: ya know, in all honesty here, i think the penis is somethin that should never be tampered with.. Just let it all go naturally, dont take no freaky-ass pills, dont do creepy sex games with it, just use it for how it was intended, nothin more... I mean, u hear about ppl gettin these freaky things happenin to em and their wangs cause they're just stupid with em... Be smart, dont screw with ur penis.. :P rofl


Size does matter to a certiant extent. But its not the size of the hammer that counts its how u use it. just rember that

- Edited By 2cos2 On Thu 22nd, Apr 2004 @ 7:23:10pm

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ShadowDragon
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Apr 22 2004 Anchor

God damn that would hurt :O Poor guy.

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Dr_Zoidberg
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Apr 22 2004 Anchor

arghvark wrote: Sweet, exploding penis! That is one fine story. It makes me happy to see others in pain, I dont know call it a fetish or something...


*cough* sadist *cough*

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leilei
leilei The person who doesn't like anything
Apr 22 2004 Anchor

Remember the overcooked wiener in the microwave ad back in 95 or so? well, that's what would happen to yours.

dEaThMaStEr
dEaThMaStEr modDB Pile of Twigs
Apr 22 2004 Anchor

well, size really DOESNT matter.. I mean, if ya got a small penis, live with it, dont buy pills, they'll only mess ya up prolly. Its best to stay natural with things. Dont worry about ur tackle, jsut go out and use it proudly.. ;)

Neo-Reloaded
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Apr 22 2004 Anchor

thats gotta hurt :/

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Pr0stSh0cKeR
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Apr 22 2004 Anchor

carni wrote: *me wonders why 2Cos is reading this pamphlets full of rich information :redface:


i blame it on ron jeremy!

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