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STRATCOM
STRATCOM Only slightly crazy
Nov 25 2004 Anchor

Watching the his history channel today they have a bunch of shows on UFOs. Its ridicules what some people say about them.

1. The government is covering it all up.
There are thousands of sightings each year and guess what they all over the world and not just in the USA. But then again I guess the United states has billions of dollars to go around the world and cover all sightings up.

2. I was abducted by a UFO and a female alien had sex with me.
Ok I see, some intergalactic hore traveled hundreds of light years just to get laid. Oh wait how do you know it was a female.

3. So and so incident was really a UFO crash.
I have to tell you it is so hard to avoid a giant rock that is visible from thousands of miles away. Or maybe all of these UFO's are suffering from a mechanical failure of some type. I guess aliens haven’t yet developed a safety standard for their ships.

4. Aliens are attracted to ancient Aztec, Mayan, exc... sites because of the "Spiritual Energy" in those areas.
Lets see, this must be some Energy. I mean look how long it lasts. Nothing has happened there in a thousand years and yet it is still strong. May be we could harness it and just by killing some animal we can power any thing for a thousand years.

5. Aliens are just studying us.
I get it the best way to study something is to make your presence extremely obvious. I think I am going to go study a deer by walking up to it in a bright orange jacket and sounding a blow horn.

6. Aliens use the gasses released from volcanic eruption for power.
Yep it makes perfect sense to refill at a place were every one wants to shoot you down either to prove you exist or because you are possibly a major threat, when there is a planet that is only a few thousand miles away that is ver volcanically active.

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Nov 25 2004 Anchor

How about Area 51? I've heard a lot about it, and it seems pretty interesting to me. The U.S. government could cover that up for all we know. They do have the power of influence.

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Nov 25 2004 Anchor

Or, the general public has the power of gullability to conspiracy.

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LiMeY
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Nov 25 2004 Anchor

4. Aliens are attracted to ancient Aztec, Mayan, exc... sites because of the "Spiritual Energy" in those areas.
Lets see, this must be some Energy. I mean look how long it lasts. Nothing has happened there in a thousand years and yet it is still strong. May be we could harness it and just by killing some animal we can power any thing for a thousand years.


has some basingm there are cultures that knew of the nine planets and things that took the western world hundreds of years to figure out and accept that and all their painting usually have some onject int he sky or a large unhuman symbol :P but could just b a great load of bs like ya saying

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Epi7aph
Epi7aph I listen to albums. (Formally StormÇrøw)
Nov 25 2004 Anchor

why cant i click it if i'm a Unidentifyed Flying Object, for all you know i might just not be a registered craft ;(

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dEaThMaStEr
dEaThMaStEr modDB Pile of Twigs
Nov 25 2004 Anchor

mmm.. alien sex... i want alien sex!! :cry:

Epi7aph
Epi7aph I listen to albums. (Formally StormÇrøw)
Nov 25 2004 Anchor

Alien Porn

if you get abducted just ask and i'm sure they'll oblige :P

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STRATCOM
STRATCOM Only slightly crazy
Nov 25 2004 Anchor

7. We were having this party and all of the sudding aliens showed up. We tried shooting at them to scare them off.
It makes perfect sence to stick around while red necks are trying to kill you. As long as they are aming at you you dont have to worry

(All these things are acturly real and people belive them. While I do blive aliens have visited us i dont think think the want to be seen.)

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frosty-theaussie
frosty-theaussie Sonny Jim
Nov 25 2004 Anchor

STRATCOM wrote: 7. We were having this party and all of the sudding aliens showed up. We tried shooting at them to scare them off.
It makes perfect sence to stick around while red necks are trying to kill you. As long as they are aming at you you dont have to worry

(All these things are acturly real and people belive them. While I do blive aliens have visited us i dont think think the want to be seen.)


Yes I heard that one before. Bunch of aliens came to a redneck homestead. Apparently they tried blowing them away but the aliens kept coming back. I doubt there's any organic creature that can withstand four 12-guage rounds to the chest O_o

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Epi7aph
Epi7aph I listen to albums. (Formally StormÇrøw)
Nov 25 2004 Anchor

mabey they were't organic ;(, they were my . . . relations. . . (the aliens)

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Sticky
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Nov 25 2004 Anchor

A UFO is an "Unidentified Flying Object." and not necessarily of alien design. If I threw a glow-in-the-dark oddly shaped frisbee, and someone else didn't know what it was, technically, to at least that person, that's an unidentified flying object. Besides, Project Aurora was just declassified, and before then, a test Aurora jet would be identified as a UFO.

Epi7aph
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Nov 25 2004 Anchor

basically what i said :P

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ImTheDarkcyde
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Nov 25 2004 Anchor

the title should be "DO NOT click if you're a UFO"

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but honestly, where does the history channel get off on shoving fake history down our throats

Epi7aph
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Nov 25 2004 Anchor

when someone throws half brick in a sock through their window about it I guess.

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Nov 26 2004 Anchor

You know... I dont exactly believe in the cliche of aliens as most think of them... I have just always thought, thats an awful lot of space for there to be nothing... you know? I dunno I dont really believe in UFOs and Area-51 cant be too top secret because officials from other coutries take a tour of it yearly. I mean obviously citizens will be killed on site no questions asked if the come on the perimiter, but I dont think we are hiding anything too big maybe a few weapons that would advance the way war is fought but nothing like plasma lasers or flying like 50x the speed of light or anyhting like that :P

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chis
chis Old man.
Nov 26 2004 Anchor

I believe area51 has NO aliens what so ever

and that we haven't been visited

but on that note, I highly believe in life on other planets.

area51 is basicly just technology behond our imagination that the goverment do NOT wanting people knowing about , its there, waiting, being tested, until it is REALLY needed, mean ive seen interviews of people who worked there and they are like

"I saw small tubes, that could power a ship, they work with anti gravity blashbla, i believe they got this technology from an alien ship"

ever thought they made it themselfs? seriously :o

Earth is in such a distant place from any other planets that it would be a pointless trip to come here, for us to see other life, it will take us hundreds of years of trekking the galaxy, well basicly what I believe anyways.

I just can't see why aliens would attempt to come to our planet and get themselfs seen, or hover in the air for a little while, get people to see them, then bugger off.

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Nov 26 2004 Anchor

i sound like such a lamer sayng this, but a friend of mine claims to have been abducted, and hes no liar. its kinda weird but who knows.

anyway, a lot of people seem to think theres all sorts of races of aliens. the typical aliens we see on skateboards and stuff are apparantly spposed to be evil, so are apparantly a lizard type haha.

some people also think that some aliens are using or controlling people like the president or other leaders to destroy each other. hahaha. its funny stuff, but interesting at the same time.

Nov 26 2004 Anchor

Jkcinema.com

it takes awhile to load but its kinda worth it. even if u dont belive

chis
chis Old man.
Nov 26 2004 Anchor

The~David~Cult wrote: Jkcinema.com

it takes awhile to load but its kinda worth it. even if u dont belive


that was the biggest load of bullshit ever

that one where it says "here is the ufo flashing of, and a missile hitting it"

I saw a talk about that on the discovery channel

for a start, thats the MOON not earth, I cant rememebr the explination but someones conclusion was it was just another space phenomenom

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Chewbacca
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Nov 26 2004 Anchor

The History Channel is cool. These arguments are pretty funny you try to think about them for a while...

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Nov 26 2004 Anchor

anyone else besides me have that famous "Alien Autopsy" video? the one that there was books on and was famous when it first came out.

chis
chis Old man.
Nov 26 2004 Anchor

ah I remember watching a program about how that is just a big heap of crap to

they got professional autopsy people to watch it, they said the guy who was doing this "autopsy" was NOT a professional, or more so a fake, or more so A FAKE VIDEO

becuase the guy mad millions from it

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Nov 26 2004 Anchor

chis wrote: ah I remember watching a program about how that is just a big heap of crap to

they got professional autopsy people to watch it, they said the guy who was doing this "autopsy" was NOT a professional, or more so a fake, or more so A FAKE VIDEO

becuase the guy mad millions from it

yeah almost everyone knows its fake. exept for some people who still belive its the government saying that stuff to cover it up.

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