bored? goto a take away place and try these out!! Thread

1.Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order.
2.Ask prices of everything on the menu then order something that you did not ask the price for.
3.Pretend like your window is broken. Tell the employee this. Order with your door open, pay with your door open. Roll down window and take food through the window.
4.Go to McDonalds and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight.
5.Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels unwrapped.
6.Order in another language. Be careful what neighborhood you are in.
7.When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window shopping and drive on.
8.Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup.
9.Ask how they fit into that little box.
10.If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on.
11.Demand to speak to the manager. When he comes on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said "May I take your order?"
12.When asked if they can take your order say "No, why can't I take yours?"
13.If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they yell at you.
14.Pretend like your car broke down. Ask for assistance in moving it. When they come out, drive away.
15.Tell them you have to use the bathroom.
16.Order a cup of water and two napkins. That's it.
17.Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind you, get out of the car and cause a scene.
18.When they hand you your food, hand them a bag back with all the trash from your car in it.
19.Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare.
20.Honk your horn the whole way through the line.
21.When they say may I help you, respond with, no I am beyond help.

hu wrote: 4.Go to McDonalds and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight.

Been there, done that

Should add ; start eating your meal in the car and let a que form, or pretend to choke and sit there for a few minutes recovering.

thats some good stuff.
a fnny thing to do, which was on jackass, is to get a super size coke (liter-a-cola)
and throw it back into the window yelling "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!" thendrive off.

also a funny thing to do, is go thru with a few mates, without a car, pretending that your
in a car.

I used to work at maccas... was good to have things like this happen provided they were done in humor, otherwise you bastards were a fkn annoyance to say the least, espically the time delay ones, thats just wrong

i am working at maccas right now, but i havent been rotered since january..
idont know if im fired or not. and i dont get staff discount aymore, cos my maccas is
as tight as a ducks butt.

i work at maccas and you would not believe how many people do those things!!! i just stand there and think you poor idiot!!!

damn straight

i think last time i went through drivethrough i said "6 Whoppers with cheese, a veggie burger, and two bacon deluxes.....that's for me, what do you want Greg?"

Hehe, that's right...they friggen made us wait for about five minutes too. I remember that day well, we then witnessed the mighty Bombers absolutely belt the shisenhousen out of the Pies - it was beautiful!!

...now how the tables have turned...

Greg

Whats with all the maccies freaks? Does Aussie land only have one fast food place? jebus

Scruffy wrote: i just stand there and think you poor idiot!!!

you know, i think exactly the same thing when i'm ordering at Maccas