The story of The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings (preorder now) follows Geralt of Rivia through a thoroughly engrossing, mature storyline eventually landing on one of sixteen potential endings. We would like you to choose your own ending featuring Geralt and/or Triss and illustrate it, photoshop it or even draw in crayons, but it must involve a famous moment in history.
Best entry wins a brand spanking new Alienware Laptop! May the most creative and entertaining entry win! Good luck all!
Long after retiring from the Witcher profession, Geralt was cast as the father in a little known animated show. Not long after the pilot he was quickly replaced, as he fought with the director constantly about adding "changes" that would call for the father figure to use torture devices as learning tools, and was reported to have been sexually harrassing his co-stars, including Maggie (oh come on, we all knew she was really 17!) Besides, there was nothing they could do to swell his eyes to the size of grapefruits, he grimaced way too much.
Wouldn't the kids look different?
No because he was just an actor, remember? And they MUST have got their looks from their mother.....yeah....